Today, I had to visit a client because his printer had broken down. After driving for an hour, then being screamed at about how horrible my company's service is, I walked over to his printer and found the problem: there was no paper loaded. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I went to the print shop to get some work printed. The guy serving me printed my entire order wrong because he pushed the wrong button, so it had to be done again. He tried to charge me a fine for the mistake he made because "it's not a viable business otherwise". FML
Tech support starts at home
Today, I spent 10 minutes on the phone with tech support before realizing my “broken” printer was unplugged behind the desk and had been the whole time. The agent waited in silence as I was checking, but I was too embarrassed to tell him, so I hung up the phone in shame. FML
Panic! At the Costco
Today, I had to drive over an hour away to buy toilet paper. FML
Today, my boss is writing me up for not signing a report before I left work. He refused to print the report that day, and I don't have access to the printers. FML
Trigger
Today, I was home alone. It was very dark and so I went to turn on the lights, when I heard the sound of a gun loading. I dropped to the floor but never heard a gun fire. I got up and heard the sound again. When I got lights on, I discovered it was only my printer telling me it was out of paper. FML
Today, at work, we ran out of receipt paper. Someone paid for $3 in gas and asked for a receipt. I explained that the company we order our paper from sent us toilet paper, not receipt paper. He got mad and said that he was never coming back. Twenty minutes later, he was back to get $3 more in gas, wanting a receipt. FML
Today, I was sent to a customer's house to switch out a washing machine. My boss had assured me that everything I'd need was already in the truck. Halfway there, I ran out of gas and I realized I didn't have the gas card. My boss says it's my fault. FML
Today, I complained to my boss about how my printer wasn't printing colored ink even though I had just installed a new cartridge yesterday. Upon investigation, she noted that I forgot to take off the protection sticker from the cartridge. Good job. FML
Delivered
Today, after a long bike journey through heavy traffic in the pouring rain to deliver a coffee order, the coffee decided to fall out of the bottom of the now soggy paper bag I was carrying and land on the customer's floor. I cleaned it up with paper towels from the toilets. The delivery company didn't pay me. FML
Unionize!
Today, at work, my computer started acting up. I told my boss I could fix it, but he told me to call the IT department instead. Neither the IT technician or his supervisor could figure it out, so I showed them what was wrong and how to fix it. I was promptly fired for wasting 2 hours of company time. FML
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AirbornTable 12
Some people....
RoseBlack123 37
Make sure you charge him extra
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CHFSports 12
Hmmmmm, appears to have been a user ID 10 T error........
RedPillSucks 33
I hope you charged at least double the standard service fee AND for the time wasted on the drive back and forth.
DocBastard 40
I hope you told the client that the problem was PEBCAC. Problem Exists Between Computer And Chair
stormchaser24 24
When I was an intern as IT, you would not believe some of the stuff I saw. One guy put magnets of the outside of his tower.
Shade1982 21
Well, to be honest, those refrigerator magnets normally are nowhere near powerful enough to do any damage to computer hardware...
TheyCallMeDamien 18
Phone service didn't do their jobs.
Neesalun 20
I hope that felt like an ass!
Zaros_fml 24
Why would it feel like an ass? It was a printer.
Jared900DUmpling 30
That is one dumb person. I'm losing a bit of faith in humanity day by day.
emirie 21
At least it was an easy fix haha
ColbyGB 13
The dumb ones are always the angry ones.
dinagdotphoto 13
FYL, but it kinda does sound like you're company's service is somewhat under par, for them not to be able to diagnose this simple printer problem over the phone..