Today, I had to teach my grandma how to burn files to CDs. I jokingly said that it doesn't involve literally burning the disks in fire, to which she responded by slapping me and calling me a patronizing brat. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was teaching my grandma how to use her new tablet. After explaining and setting everything up, I left her alone to check her email. When I came back, she'd somehow "mistakenly" sent an email to our entire family with the subject line "Help! My grandson thinks I'm a dipshit and has kidnapped me!" FML
Today, my grandmother has been complaining that I spend too much on food, so I started cooking food from scratch. I happily showed her my recipe book and encouraged her to try a few. She then mocked me for wasting time by not buying frozen food. FML
Today, my mom made me teach my delusional gran web browsing. I barely made it to YouTube before she sneered at me, and told me to "stop pissing about before I smash your face in." Two hours and multiple slaps later, she still doesn't get what a URL is, and I fear for my life. FML
Today, my psycho grandma yelled at me for being an "immature brat" by not offering to wash the dishes after dinner. I reminded her that when I offered last time, she raged at me for being "condescending." She responded by faking a heart attack and getting me indefinitely grounded. FML
Today, I had a fight with my grandma again with whom I've been living for four years due to college hostel being below par. She blamed me for destroying her kitchen equipment by extensively cooking, especially at night. I've never placed a foot inside her kitchen since the beginning. FML
Today, I was written up because my manager heard me insulting a customer. How did I insult her? I called her grandma. Who did I say this to? My grandma. FML
Today, my 84-year-old grandmother taught me a keyboard shortcut. FML
Today, my mom gave me and my brothers each a cd of her recent photoshoot for her book. I found out later that my mom didn't know how to burn only SOME of the photos on the CD, and ended up burning all of the photos onto the CD. Some of the photos were provocative. FML
Today, I asked my son to show his grandma how to do some basic stuff on the computer. He said no way, he knows how long it takes old people to grasp computers. I jokingly threatened to ground him for 6 months unless he did it. He took the 6 months without hesitating. FML
Today, I was listening to music while my grandma and mom were in the same room. I only had one headphone in. My mom, thinking I had both in, started telling my grandma how much of a "little bitch" I am. My grandma went on to say, "She's also a slut." FML
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Top comments
pandamimo 5
Grandma don't take none of your shit
lexiieeex3 32
Well now ya know not to sass grandma.
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Comments (41)
Steve95401 49
Be careful or Grandma might unfriend you.
SMHsohard 22
That's not how it works! That's not how any of it works!
SMHsohard 22
That's not how it works! That's not how any of it works!
AllSoul 23
That'll teach you.
Witchylady 18
Slap the bitch back.
Joshawott 21
Listen to your elders.
ProfessorMctitie 20
dont mess with grandma
dragoongirl90 34
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
OP should have been more respectful but violence is never the answer to a verbal upset. That's child abuse.
mukduk 21
Why would she ask a child how to burn a CD? I'm sure if OP is old enough to write an FML, they're old enough to know better than to say something like that.
False_Stupidity 42
A four year old could write an FML.
ImTheAlpha 30
Is nobody going to mention Op's name? Best part of the FML for me.
Pizzapiggy1 18
Grandma ain't takin your shit
CoolCookie210 22
And that's when you get the **** out of there because you don't need to take that from someone you're helping. She obviously needed your help, so she can shut the **** up.
mukduk 21
Your entire comment was just a big heaping of no. I'm not even going to bother explaining why. You are in fact, NOT a cool cookie.
burninsnow 23
Maybe she was just having a bad day and that triggered her.
Qball56 10
Or maybe she just didn't want to be treated like an idiot?
burninsnow 23
I was just trying to make OP feel better.
SystemofaBlink41 27
Are you seriously saying that slapping someone over such a dumb joke is acceptable?