Today, I had to take my son to the hospital for drinking sunscreen. Apparently, he saw something on the internet that said if he drank it, his body would sweat it out and continually apply it to his body. He's 16. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my son thought it was a good idea to spray deodorant into his mouth because he wanted fresh breath. This resulted in him passing out. My son is 17. FML
Today, my son thought it would be a great idea to spray a whole can of spray tan all over my freshly-painted white bathroom walls as an "experiment". He's 18. FML
Today, my son drank a bottle of hot sauce. It wasn't a dare, he actually thought that it would give him a fever so that he could skip school tomorrow. This idiot is 15 years old. FML
Today, after my 22-year-old son realized that there was no more contact solution, he decided to use tequila because he thought it would "kill the germs." We had to go to the hospital to have his eyes flushed out. I raised this moron. FML
Today, I had to go into school for the third time this week because my son is claiming he's on bath salts and biting all his classmates. My son is 16. FML
Today, I came home to find my 14-year-old son attempting to get drunk off aftershave. FML
Today, I had to call poison control because my idiot son swallowed a bunch of baking soda to "make a volcano in his tummy." FML
Today, I used sunscreen on my face. Said sunscreen was expired and I had an allergic reaction. FML
Today, I was called by my son's school to pick him up. Apparently, he snorted baking soda, crushed aspirin, and flour because he thought it was coke. Where did I go wrong raising this twerp? FML
Today, as I was about to leave for work, my 16-year-old son stumbled home in nothing but his underwear and pink cowboy boots. He threw his hands in the air, yelled, "BOTTLE SIP BOTTLE GUZZLE," promptly threw up and passed out in it. FML
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hasooon 24
Would have posted a great comment, but looked at my profile picture and realized it says it all.
gosh_mate 30
I imagine the post being like 'protection from the inside out.' Haha idiot.
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Comments (136)
20bricks 28
You should tell him to eat some fire and it will cancel the sunscreen inside. Trust me, I'm a guy from the Internet.
cheeeksss 29
Spencers carry sunlotion bottle flasks. I was half expecting that OP's son saw someone drink from it and decided to try it. I didn't see that ending coming. According to this theory, I should be sweating milkshakes every day.
Captain_Debilos_fml 13
buy him a brain for his next birthday
LevyLove 17
Ah.., it was almost natural selection at work there. He deserves a Darwin Award.
K_kanaka 26
Please tell me you have other children that can procreate...
kiyash 14
You really can't trust everything you read on the internet these days -_-
zaps327 11
I remember seeing a post about that on ifunny, apparently it can kill you, but then again i read that online too
Ramos808 29
Lol, it's from iFunny
kingnothing123x 11
Hey the internet can't be trusted
S1N9UL4R17Y 8
Don't you know? You can't post anything on the internet that isn't true.