Today, I had to take a serious piss. I started urinating and leaned back slightly on my heels. Somehow I lost my balance and fell backward, hitting my head on the wall behind me and spraying myself and my entire bathroom with my own pee. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was trying to see how far I could get away from the toilet while pissing. Instead I tripped over backwards and pissed all over my face. FML
Today, I was pissing in a urinal and I had the urge to sneeze. Unable to hold it, I sneezed and hit my head on a metal beam supporting the urinal. In complete disarray, I had to step back from the urinal while pissing and managed to spray the floor, the wall, and the person next to me. FML
Today, I was holding in pee because i was so busy at work. When I finally got up to relieve myself, I pulled down my pants, sneezed at that exact moment and peed all over the bathroom floor. FML
Today, I went to the bathroom at a friend’s house, used the toilet paper, and realized there was none left on the roll. I grabbed a replacement pack but it was all the way on the top shelf that was too high for me. I stood on tiptoes, balancing precariously on the toilet lid when it suddenly flipped down, knocking me off, and splashing pisswater everywhere. FML
Today, I saw a roach on my toilet. I thought it would be funny to pee on it. It jumped out, which scared me; I hit my head on the wall and started bleeding, then I peed all over myself and the wall. FML
Today, I went to get blood and urine tests done before work. As I was attempting to aim into the cup, I lost balance and slipped. I ended up peeing on my sleeves and my pants. I was late for work and I smelled like pee. FML
Today, thanks to my habit of peeing in the shower, I accidentally peed in the bath. FML
Today, I was in a public bathroom, when a little boy walked in and he had an 'accident'. He asked if I could help him clean it up, so I decided to help. I started to walk to him to assist him. That's when I walked straight into the pee and slipped. My whole back was covered in pee. FML
Today, I stood up too quickly and got dizzy, so I sat on the edge of the bed to regain my balance. I started dozing off to sleep again, got confused, and peed down the side of my bed thinking I was on the toilet. FML
Today, I was using a mall bathroom. Thinking the toilet seat had to be unsanitary, I decided to squat. I was a little farther out than I thought, and ended up peeing all over the bathroom floor. FML
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Top comments
jengen 0
that's definitely some serious pee session.
HeyitsPheddy 0
kinky.
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Comments (78)
spillproof 0
Why do you people think he deserves this? I find it hilarious and very FML worthy.
AntiChrist7 0
sit down, it helps against prostate cancer too.
Naheelawhatwhat 0
At first I thought you had a ****** cuz you were wearing heels and then I thought to myself, how can your piss fly everywhere if you have a ******? I read it again and came to the conclusion that you're a dude with a penis and you were leaning on the heels of your feet. I need to stop getting on FML when I'm drunk. End of story
redbluegreen 41
I take that back, #13, that was awesome. Hahaha.
evilevi 0
YDI, nothing more relaxing than sitting down when you pee.
ryguy997 0
evilevi: well I've got news for ya: WE BOYS PISS STANDING!!!!!
rallets 23
i disagree #15, what about sitting down while you shit? aint nothing more relaxing and soothing than that or some salami-slapping. whichever you prefer
wallflowerphoto 0
At least you were in your place so you could change.
vent_fml 0
aha #8 reminds me of a friend of mine
Indiana_fml 4
#8 ROFL, just my thought! The government should install cameras in every corner of every house. Civil liberties are a fair sacrifice to see such incidents being youtubed :)
stiles_fml 0
a good fml! finaly! #8 haha