Today, I had to take a serious piss. I started urinating and leaned back slightly on my heels. Somehow I lost my balance and fell backward, hitting my head on the wall behind me and spraying myself and my entire bathroom with my own pee. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was trying to see how far I could get away from the toilet while pissing. Instead I tripped over backwards and pissed all over my face. FML
Today, I was pissing in a urinal and I had the urge to sneeze. Unable to hold it, I sneezed and hit my head on a metal beam supporting the urinal. In complete disarray, I had to step back from the urinal while pissing and managed to spray the floor, the wall, and the person next to me. FML
Today, I was holding in pee because i was so busy at work. When I finally got up to relieve myself, I pulled down my pants, sneezed at that exact moment and peed all over the bathroom floor. FML
Today, I went to the bathroom at a friend’s house, used the toilet paper, and realized there was none left on the roll. I grabbed a replacement pack but it was all the way on the top shelf that was too high for me. I stood on tiptoes, balancing precariously on the toilet lid when it suddenly flipped down, knocking me off, and splashing pisswater everywhere. FML
Today, I saw a roach on my toilet. I thought it would be funny to pee on it. It jumped out, which scared me; I hit my head on the wall and started bleeding, then I peed all over myself and the wall. FML
Today, I went to get blood and urine tests done before work. As I was attempting to aim into the cup, I lost balance and slipped. I ended up peeing on my sleeves and my pants. I was late for work and I smelled like pee. FML
Today, thanks to my habit of peeing in the shower, I accidentally peed in the bath. FML
Today, I was in a public bathroom, when a little boy walked in and he had an 'accident'. He asked if I could help him clean it up, so I decided to help. I started to walk to him to assist him. That's when I walked straight into the pee and slipped. My whole back was covered in pee. FML
Today, I stood up too quickly and got dizzy, so I sat on the edge of the bed to regain my balance. I started dozing off to sleep again, got confused, and peed down the side of my bed thinking I was on the toilet. FML
Today, I was using a mall bathroom. Thinking the toilet seat had to be unsanitary, I decided to squat. I was a little farther out than I thought, and ended up peeing all over the bathroom floor. FML
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Top comments
jengen 0
that's definitely some serious pee session.
HeyitsPheddy 0
kinky.
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Comments (78)
percypigs 0
a serious piss? as opposed to...?
Tsukasa_fml 0
#37 he leaned back to balance on his heels and failed. Shouldn't have been doing that while taking a leak.
jarofarts 0
hahah my friend did that exactly last night.
ICantTanFML 0
Gravitys a bitch, riiight?
genius_man16 1
Agree w #6 those pisses just feel so damn good on a less TMI note that sucks OP. But since you were in the bathroom you should have just taken a shower or something.
morgonia 0
Let's hope the OP isn't a girl...
ninjasxinmypants 0
BAHAHAHA OMG LAWLL FYL
wbrycem 0
15 - dumbass. 25, 29 - if you fall over backwards while pissing, I'd like to see how you handle the stream. Most likely scenario is that it will get everywhere. Unless your piss is somehow magnetically attracted to the ceramic toilet/urinal. It's not like he was standing there spraying piss like it was coming out of a fire hose. 30, 47 - you raise a point, but really, you don't fall backwards every time you lean on your heels. Fyi. 31 - not only is it nasty, it's a major inconvenience. Not an everyday thing for most people. But I guess this isn't worse than any of your 18 FMLs that DIDN'T get posted. Dick. 33, 35 - if you don't like what fml puts on their site, either make your own, or stop coming on. Either way, quit bitching I spent too much time on this.
dawg0320 0
haha #13 I had the exact same thought process
12mp04 0
At least you were at home