Today, I had to suffer through a two-hour long trivia game with my boyfriend's family. As if that wasn't annoying enough, my boyfriend caused the pair of us to lose by just a single point, because he answered "Quebec" to the question of "What is the capital city of France?" FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was playing Charades with my boyfriend's family. When it was his turn, he pointed at me. His mother said "Bitch?" The answer was "relationship". FML
Today, I beat my boyfriend at chess, whilst also doing my homework and cooking dinner, and he got upset about it. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went mini golfing with his family. We had a competition going on, and when I managed to get two consecutive holes in one, he started seething and muttered that I'm dangerously close to becoming single. FML
Today, my boyfriend was talking to me on the land line when his cell phone rang. He told me to wait "two seconds" while he talked to a classmate. Their "two second" conversation lasted ten minutes, and now I can hear the French Open on the TV in background. He forgot he was talking to me. FML
Today, during a trivia night, I got overly confident after answering three questions correctly in a row. The final question asked for the capital of Australia, and I loudly whispered “Sydney” to my entire team like I was saving us. We lost by one point. FML
Today, my boyfriend beat me and my whole family at Scrabble using only rude words. Seriously, he got a double word on BUTTOCK, a triple letter on the X in SEX then finally got a double word and 50 points for using all his letters by turning the word IS into CLITORIS. FML
Today, I had to play Paper, Rock or Scissors and beat my boyfriend in order to get him to take a shower. FML
Today, I was playing Charades. My boyfriend, who I'd recently had a fight with, had trouble and just said his answer was the name of my celebrity twin. Nobody got it. He said "Really? It's Fat Bastard." Stunned silence followed, broken by a single "HAH." from my 'best friend'. FML
Today, I got selected to participate in a trivia night after trying for ages. First question: "What is the capital city of Australia?" My brain completely stopped functioning and I confidently and incorrectly answered "Sydney." I've spent most of my life knowing the correct answer, but my brain wouldn't let me remember it when it mattered. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after I beat her once again in a trivia game. She said that I was cheating, and if I was cheating on the game, I was definitely cheating on her as well. FML
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Zestus 19
Who needs geometry anyway (yes I'm joking)
friedpwnadge 25
Nothing like a good trivia loss to ruin your entire day and week and lifetime and also your next reincarnation.
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Comments (185)
oceanrain 4
You picked him
jaystreet46 4
If the game was that stupid, why do you care if you win?
bigt529 4
i can understand u being concerned qbout the stupidity of your bf but u are upset cuz u lost by one point????
Knessler 1
I love all these detailed discussions and debate about what could have been a simple mistake. He may really know the fact, but blurted out the wrong answer under pressure in a knee jerk reaction to the question. This has happened to all of us before, cut the guy some slack OP.
nac82 4
This website is French too. Life is full of surprises, and it makes you think, doesn't it? :O
Ithildyn 5
Not only that, the website came out in French first, and this here English version (and other languages) was launched about a year afterwards. The More You Know, I guess.
icepick23 12
Your boyfriends makes you look like a genius!
annamallard 4
Wait...it's not?
brightaylar 4
Face palm
jordann_27 11
Okay, tell your boyfriend this: 1.) Quebec is a PROVINCE in Canada. 2.) [more like a personal comment really lol] your boyfriend really doesn't know what the capital of France is? That's sad. Considering that everyone (including yourself) knows the answer. FYL OP. :/
WhatIsLuck 6
There's also a city named Quebec, though :) OP : I don't know what your boyfriend's family is like for it to have been that bad, I personally would love a trivia night at my girlfriend's! :o
nicolasvasquez_ 6
Is it not Quebec? XD