Today, I had to suffer through a two-hour long trivia game with my boyfriend's family. As if that wasn't annoying enough, my boyfriend caused the pair of us to lose by just a single point, because he answered "Quebec" to the question of "What is the capital city of France?" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was playing Charades with my boyfriend's family. When it was his turn, he pointed at me. His mother said "Bitch?" The answer was "relationship". FML
Today, I beat my boyfriend at chess, whilst also doing my homework and cooking dinner, and he got upset about it. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went mini golfing with his family. We had a competition going on, and when I managed to get two consecutive holes in one, he started seething and muttered that I'm dangerously close to becoming single. FML
Today, my boyfriend was talking to me on the land line when his cell phone rang. He told me to wait "two seconds" while he talked to a classmate. Their "two second" conversation lasted ten minutes, and now I can hear the French Open on the TV in background. He forgot he was talking to me. FML
Today, during a trivia night, I got overly confident after answering three questions correctly in a row. The final question asked for the capital of Australia, and I loudly whispered “Sydney” to my entire team like I was saving us. We lost by one point. FML
Today, my boyfriend beat me and my whole family at Scrabble using only rude words. Seriously, he got a double word on BUTTOCK, a triple letter on the X in SEX then finally got a double word and 50 points for using all his letters by turning the word IS into CLITORIS. FML
Today, I had to play Paper, Rock or Scissors and beat my boyfriend in order to get him to take a shower. FML
Today, I was playing Charades. My boyfriend, who I'd recently had a fight with, had trouble and just said his answer was the name of my celebrity twin. Nobody got it. He said "Really? It's Fat Bastard." Stunned silence followed, broken by a single "HAH." from my 'best friend'. FML
Today, I got selected to participate in a trivia night after trying for ages. First question: "What is the capital city of Australia?" My brain completely stopped functioning and I confidently and incorrectly answered "Sydney." I've spent most of my life knowing the correct answer, but my brain wouldn't let me remember it when it mattered. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after I beat her once again in a trivia game. She said that I was cheating, and if I was cheating on the game, I was definitely cheating on her as well. FML
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Top comments
Zestus 19
Who needs geometry anyway (yes I'm joking)
friedpwnadge 25
Nothing like a good trivia loss to ruin your entire day and week and lifetime and also your next reincarnation.
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Comments (185)
Tay_Tay_aka_ME 6
Hmmm We Can Tell Your Boyfriends Best Subject Isn't Geography Lol
DocBastard 40
...and we can tell grammar isn't yours.
PincessBoff 6
Is there a specific reason to capitalize every word in your sentence? Or do you just think it makes your comments look cute?
AmandaLikNoOther 6
"Insert sarcastic tone" I'm sooo sorry that his family wanted to include you in their life and want to get to know you. You poor thing.
Authoress14 15
Really? lol
jelly713 19
Stop whining about how annoying your boyfriend's family is or your boyfriend's ignorance of French geography. It's not like you were dragged to his house, It's your choice to date him & to hang out with his family. If you are so annoyed, don't even go.
Ithildyn 5
"French geography" is simply "géographie". You are welcome! ;)
sig4life 18
Not sure so I will go with yes on both accounts. 1) they didn't get it and 2) you are not funny. Just checked, the others in my head agree.
Tember12 11
Well, at least it was French
KiddNYC1O 22
You're just mad because you lost.
edd1987 9
Seems your controlling!
Steve95401 49
Seems you're not knowing the difference between "your" and "you're".
Obey_StudBoii 23
Can't fix stupid.
nickob96 25
Your boyfriend is a complete idiot