Today, I had to suffer through a two-hour long trivia game with my boyfriend's family. As if that wasn't annoying enough, my boyfriend caused the pair of us to lose by just a single point, because he answered "Quebec" to the question of "What is the capital city of France?" FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was playing Charades with my boyfriend's family. When it was his turn, he pointed at me. His mother said "Bitch?" The answer was "relationship". FML
Today, I beat my boyfriend at chess, whilst also doing my homework and cooking dinner, and he got upset about it. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went mini golfing with his family. We had a competition going on, and when I managed to get two consecutive holes in one, he started seething and muttered that I'm dangerously close to becoming single. FML
Today, my boyfriend was talking to me on the land line when his cell phone rang. He told me to wait "two seconds" while he talked to a classmate. Their "two second" conversation lasted ten minutes, and now I can hear the French Open on the TV in background. He forgot he was talking to me. FML
Today, during a trivia night, I got overly confident after answering three questions correctly in a row. The final question asked for the capital of Australia, and I loudly whispered “Sydney” to my entire team like I was saving us. We lost by one point. FML
Today, my boyfriend beat me and my whole family at Scrabble using only rude words. Seriously, he got a double word on BUTTOCK, a triple letter on the X in SEX then finally got a double word and 50 points for using all his letters by turning the word IS into CLITORIS. FML
Today, I had to play Paper, Rock or Scissors and beat my boyfriend in order to get him to take a shower. FML
Today, I was playing Charades. My boyfriend, who I'd recently had a fight with, had trouble and just said his answer was the name of my celebrity twin. Nobody got it. He said "Really? It's Fat Bastard." Stunned silence followed, broken by a single "HAH." from my 'best friend'. FML
Today, I got selected to participate in a trivia night after trying for ages. First question: "What is the capital city of Australia?" My brain completely stopped functioning and I confidently and incorrectly answered "Sydney." I've spent most of my life knowing the correct answer, but my brain wouldn't let me remember it when it mattered. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after I beat her once again in a trivia game. She said that I was cheating, and if I was cheating on the game, I was definitely cheating on her as well. FML
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Zestus 19
Who needs geometry anyway (yes I'm joking)
friedpwnadge 25
Nothing like a good trivia loss to ruin your entire day and week and lifetime and also your next reincarnation.
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Comments (185)
SanaSazi 32
He was a bit right. Quebec is connected with France
cmc1868 7
Are you retarded? Quebec is a city in the province of Quebec in the country of Canada. How is it connected with France?
Geometric 18
Jesus 37, that's like saying the USA is still a British colony.
Penguin388 5
Not really. He's saying Quebec and France are connected, not that Quebec is part of France. There is a connection between the two, just as there is a connection between the U.S. and England. Now, I don't think this connection makes the answer of Quebec as the capital of France any more correct, but I can understand where 37 got his reasoning from.
Sputnikspak 13
Well, Quebec was at one point known as 'Nouvelle France', so there is a point there. France ceded control to the English, and we've been part of the Commonwealth ever since. So technically even though we speak French, we're more British than French, we have the Queen on our money.
jjmiller1001 17
really?
Zadeth 11
'murica
j_cat187 20
Stereotypical elitist. Stupid individuals are capable of being raised anywhere.
CharresBarkrey 16
Any ethnicity can be lazy and ignorant. That's all stupidity is.
Steve95401 49
Another geography illiterate FML post. Don't you know that Montreal is the capital of France?
mollysticks 10
Awesome I've always wanted to go to France, who knew I lived there.
Steve95401 49
#81 - and you don't even have to get a passport, or suffer from jet lag, to go to France. C'est magnifique!
Alexweber929 14
Ha, I got that one
ulissey_fml 22
Can't resist the golden opportunity to crack a joke in French: "et ils ont même pas ri ? ". Sorry, guys, it just feels too good. ;)
SoSickWithIt 14
Parle englais, sil tu plait.
ulissey_fml 22
okay, no sweat; That's: "and didn't they even laugh?" , which is a lame pun on "Paris" and "pas ri"( "rire" is to laugh). Somehow it does not sound very funny, now.
hahatofunny 20
Isn't it London?
SoSickWithIt 14
Na man. That's the capital of Texas.
me1224 12
Faith lost in humanity
misspennycakes 7
Wow you think this is a FML? I'm sure you knew every answer to every question?
Elle_ShellBelle 15
At least you have a boyfriend. Some of us are desperately lonely and single