Today, I had to show up at an anti-drugs lecture with full-blown pink eye. It's from an ongoing bacterial infection, but the speaker said he'd heard that excuse a hundred times before, and shamed me in front of everyone. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my professor gave me a huge lecture in front of the class about showing up sick, about how I was endangering the lives of other students, and kicked me out of class. As I left, everyone applauded. I'm not sick, but suffering for horrible allergies. FML
Today, my boss called me out for a drug test. His reason was because my eyes are puffy and bloodshot, making me look high. I've been suffering from allergies all week, but still had to pee in a cup in front of a complete stranger. FML
Today, at school, I was scheduled to give a presentation to my class. As I arrived, my teacher said to me, "You're bleeding from the 120th pimple on your left cheek." FML
Today, I discovered that the medicated eye drops I have been taking to fight a mild eye infection show up under black lights when I walked into a party and the whole left side of my face was glowing. FML
Today, I got sent home from work for appearing stoned/under the influence of drugs. I suffer from severe hay fever, which no antihistamine has fixed yet, hence the red and glassy eyes. FML
Today, my professor called me out in the middle of a lecture to ask why I was bleeding. I then had to explain to him, in front of around one hundred of my fellow classmates, that my largest zit had burst. FML
Today, it was my first day with new contacts, but I found out they make my eyes red and itchy. Today was also the day I had a very important meeting. They think I showed up stoned. FML
Today, I had a nasty cough, but I went to college anyway. When I walked into class, I could practically smell menstrual blood in the air. After a few coughs, our instructor gave me an "Oh, shut up!" After half an hour, she kicked me out for not "taking the class seriously". FML
Today, I had to leave class early due to a profusely bleeding pimple on my forehead. FML
Today, while at a school anti-drugs assembly, the speaker asked everyone to stand up if they knew someone who had died of an overdose. As I stood up, my friend hit me in the side, making me laugh. I stood frozen under accusing glares while the speaker bitched me out for a good 5 minutes. FML
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Top comments
devildog562 33
I think I'd rather you be high then have pink eye around me. Really sucks though, you should have taken the opportunity to rub the bacterium on him . My thing though is why did you show up with a contagious infection?
emeester 7
That's really stupid. Sorry OP :/
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Comments (59)
Hawk42 16
Hawkward
juststephhere 23
The speaker seems like a dick... The difference between the way someone acts on drugs compared to pinkeye is completely different!
sarah_baby22 15
Oh wow sorry op! Hope you get better soon :) x
DenverTyrrell 13
I hope your not lying, that's unlucky
SauceySarah 30
He is such an ass for shaming you in front of everyone. Even if you were actually high, he shouldn't have said anything about it in front of everyone.
LostInTheZone11 29
Get a note from your doctor, and shame him in front of everyone for jumping to conclusions.
rocker_chick23 27
Get a doctors note, and rub it in his face.
jthmtwin 16
As low brow as it is I would have given it to him. Don't be a tool bc some one is sick. And curious how he thought you were high unless you had it in both eyes bc last time I checked pot doesn't choose left or right :/
rocker_chick23 27
Yeah, I have never seen someone get high and suddenly get a crusty, oozy, eye.
jthmtwin 16
I would wonder what on earth the got high on, and to stay far from it.
aliciavanham 13
At least you are the biggest person! And ashamed and angry, oooooh forgot that! You should have said something to him for being so rude for no reason.
superspooky 13
Isn't pink eye super contagious? You shouldn't have gone. Those people could all get sick because of you. I'm sure you could've gotten a doctor's note excusing you from the event.
MrsRonald 3
No, It's not.