Today, I had to run a timed mile. I'm terrible at running. During the run, I thought I was doing a good job. That is, until the teacher told me to stop because I was three laps behind everyone else. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I ran the mile in gym class. I was the second to last person to finish, and I was left panting and feeling faint. When the teacher found out I hadn't come in dead last, he accused me of skipping a lap and is now making me rerun the entire thing. FML
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Today, I ran a mile for my gym class. While I managed to cut two minutes off my time, a few minutes later I felt dizzy and nauseous, which I thought was because I pushed myself too hard. I collapsed and vomited in front of everyone. Not a single person moved to help me. Not even the teacher. FML
Today, I had my first day of soccer tryouts. We began with a two mile run. Trying to be honest for once, I didn't lie about my time. Everyone else did. I thus got the worst score, and had to run it again. FML
Today, I was running the 100m sprint in a track meet. Me and another girl were tied for dead last. When we finished, she complained, "It's so embarrassing how slow I am today. I have shin splints. What happened to you?" I was actually running my hardest. FML
Today, I had to rush to school to avoid being late. Unfortunately, I forgot to put a bra on beforehand, and as soon as I got to gym class, the first thing my teacher said was: "Okay folks, let's get outside, we're running the mile." FML
Today, I did a sprint in gym class. Despite being the skinniest in the class, I ran slower than everyone else, including two morbidly obese people. FML
Today, as I was finishing running a mile, my entire class begun to cheer me on. I felt happy since I don't have many friends. Only when I got closer did I realize that they were cheering for the girl behind me, and in fact, not one person was cheering for me. FML
Today, my PE teacher was yelling at me because I got exhausted too quickly. As we neared the end of the exercise, he declared, "I will let y'all go early if [my name] doesn't give up halfway through this part." With all of the pressure on me, I forced myself to keep going. Then I promptly collapsed. FML
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Pentium_4 27
hey buddy, you're putting in the effort. more than some kids can say! a lot give up
The_Troller 14
Ouch, OP. I feel your pain, I've got asthma so I can't run long distances very easily. But come on, three laps? Were you crawling the whole time or was it just a super long run? Ps: nice username OP
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Comments (144)
levif1 1
I mean im not trying to be a jerk here, but that means you were either .75 miles behind or .375 miles behind. Depending on the Size of the track
Mkbitch 2
You did your best! That teacher should have encouraged you to finish. Continue and you'll catch up or beat the others before you know it.
st3lios89 0
So im guessing u were walking instead of running right?? Yea keep dreaming.
iwantjennifer 0
I couldn't run either until somehow over the summer I don't know how but I swear I magically became fast I'm not kidding or trying to mean if you try u can become fast and In my la class my teacher calls my friend fluffy lol
kthxbie 10
At least you gave it a shot! You can exercise by yourself and show them in a few months ;)
choloman 0
2nd most obese state according to parks.
eatsleepjb 8
What's the first? Just curious
N8George 9
A mile is only 4 laps on a standard 400m track.. were you crawling?
cooLING 0
If you can, find a buddy to run with. It'll help the time go by and you won't be the only one to be yelled at.
xXRiah_GirlXx 9
I'm morbidly obese and I'm never more than 1.5 laps behind the non-athletes. you couldn't have been running...
hlynn92 0
Sounds like me. Don't feel bad