Today, I had to run a mile in gym class for fitness training. If it takes longer than 10 minutes to run the stretch, you have to re-take it. My time was 10:02. FML
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Today, I ran the mile in gym class. I was the second to last person to finish, and I was left panting and feeling faint. When the teacher found out I hadn't come in dead last, he accused me of skipping a lap and is now making me rerun the entire thing. FML
Today, I had to run a timed mile. I'm terrible at running. During the run, I thought I was doing a good job. That is, until the teacher told me to stop because I was three laps behind everyone else. FML
Today, my entire gym class had to run the 1600 with our coach calling out finishing times. My finishing time was reported as "3 days short of a year." FML
Today, I had to rush to school to avoid being late. Unfortunately, I forgot to put a bra on beforehand, and as soon as I got to gym class, the first thing my teacher said was: "Okay folks, let's get outside, we're running the mile." FML
Today, I did a sprint in gym class. Despite being the skinniest in the class, I ran slower than everyone else, including two morbidly obese people. FML
Today, trying to get into shape because I run out of breath after walking more than 30 minutes, I started to hit the gym. Too bad my legs didn’t want to cooperate and decided that it would cause limping-worthy pain for every step I took on the treadmill. FML
Today, I ran a mile for my gym class. While I managed to cut two minutes off my time, a few minutes later I felt dizzy and nauseous, which I thought was because I pushed myself too hard. I collapsed and vomited in front of everyone. Not a single person moved to help me. Not even the teacher. FML
Today, I had my first day of soccer tryouts. We began with a two mile run. Trying to be honest for once, I didn't lie about my time. Everyone else did. I thus got the worst score, and had to run it again. FML
Today, I got to sports practice 30 seconds late and got kicked out for "poor time management". FML
Today, after the longest time, I went to the gym. I ran and ran and ran on the treadmill for an eternity, beating myself up for getting so overweight. Then I tripped and fell off, sweating and sobbing for being so useless. When I looked up, I saw I'd been on the machine for barely 2 minutes. FML
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devigsgirl 0
it took you 10 min to run a mile? that's a long time
iAmScrubs 19
At least you weren't 10 minutes and 1 millisecond.
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kitkat789 2
I don't like to run neither do my friends!! That sucks though your WAY better at running then me lol!!
christa953 12
Some kid at my school could run a 4:30 mile
DontWalkAway 8
If you do track, I swear it will change your life. My time used to hover around 10-12 minutes, but in a little over a year I got it down to 6:49. I still suck compared to a ton of other people, but now I actually like running it :)
GreekMarine 2
Your life does suck if it takes you that long to go a mile.
magicman34 1
10 minutes is terrible
merrielp 13
Happened to my at basic. Mile and a half 13:30, my time...13:31
chtychtybngbng 11
My middle school gym teacher had a rule that if she passed you while running cross country you got lunch detention. She ran really fast, didn't cut us any slack. A lot of kids got lunch detention. Also, for some reason our cross country section lasted for months, and we had to run the entire hour straight. Others I've talked to said they only had a couple weeks section tops, and no one had their gym teacher running with them screaming at them "detention! detention! detention!" as they passed them. lol. So it fyl, but it could be so much worse.
Steffi 26
That's horrible. Not everyone has it in their genes to be-able to run that fast.
isallwaysme 27
oh you're into fitness? how about fitness dick in your mouth? xD
Guardian88 21
I can jog a 10min mile, i dont get people sometime....athletic ability is not hard....
MisUnFortunate 31
Well not everyone is naturally athletic, it takes work, and while it may be easy for you that's no reason to shit all over other people. I have some problems that make it hard for me to do a lot of physical activity so I'm not skinny and athletic like you must be. Yes, I do live in the States but I promise I'm not even close to obese. **** anyone who stereotypes me that way.
Pruett 8
I'm a killjoy **** on legs