katelouise2102
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I had to make up a boyfriend to stop my lesbian roommate coming onto me. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I found that my "lesbian" best friend and roommate is now dating the guy I've been trying to get a date with for weeks. FML
janie
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was sexiled so that my roommate and the boy who I confessed my love to two days before could hook up. FML
Anonymous
Cateri, France 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I had a boyfriend who wanted to wait until marriage before having sex. When I came home, I realised he must have married my roommate. FML
itsemilyc
Byron Center, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend "accidentally" had sex with my roommate. FML
Julisna
🌶️ Spicy
Not sure that's how it works
Today, after getting sick of my boyfriend pestering me for a threesome, I invited a male friend over. My boyfriend strongly declined, because, "Hell no, I ain’t gay." So this man expects me to be a lesbian, but him being gay is a problem. FML
FvckedUpNow
🌶️ Spicy
Totally worth it
Today, I had the most amazing lesbian sex of my life with this girl I had been crushing on for so long. Today is also the day I became practically homeless, courtesy of my parents, who apparently never heard of knocking before entering. FML
Sad_Happy_Gorl
University Center, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out my boyfriend has to picture someone else when we have sex. The most recent: my roommate. FML
FreakinthePink
🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked into my room to find my roommate's boyfriend trying on one of my pink, lacy bras. My roommate then yelled at me for coming home early. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, my roommate's boyfriend moved in. I'm in love with him. Now I get to live with the happy couple. FML
Anonymous
Napier, New Zealand
Today, my girlfriend sent her new boyfriend over to my place to break up with me for her. FML
Top comments
skyeyez9 25
Your gay roomie should realize straight people don't just magically become gay and munch their roommates.
marinus_fml 20
By coming do you mean cumming?
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Comments (110)
danielle25 15
Damn that would be like really awkward? Just tell her no thanks or get a really bf so you won't have to pretend anymore..
Doc34t3r 2
well that's not so bad that you are hot or ur has poor choice in women but I bet ur hot
inerdablanket 4
OP is probably just one of those idiots that think that since lesbians are attracted to the same sex, they are attracted to EVERYONE of the same sex. Her roommate could have just been being polite and it was taken the wrong way. and anyway, wouldnt just telling her you're straight be a much easier way to get her to back off? Lying about it is just stupid.
Discombobulated9 12
I find it amusing how straight girls instantly assume a lesbian will jump on them if they're not in a relationship with a guy. Just tell her you're straight. Duh!
Lisa89 3
FYL, where they are guy or a girl, they have no right to make you feel unconfortable and keep hitting on you when you're not interested.. :(
beeffyboy 0
girls got options
b_selle 0
Aww come on some action like that could be fun!!!
nikki9tails 3
embrace it I would
fmlguy1234 0
have sex with her
colorguardgeek 8
all you guys saying go with it: I have a question for you. Would you have sex with a gay guy?