katelouise2102
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I had to make up a boyfriend to stop my lesbian roommate coming onto me. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I found that my "lesbian" best friend and roommate is now dating the guy I've been trying to get a date with for weeks. FML
janie
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was sexiled so that my roommate and the boy who I confessed my love to two days before could hook up. FML
Anonymous
Cateri, France 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I had a boyfriend who wanted to wait until marriage before having sex. When I came home, I realised he must have married my roommate. FML
itsemilyc
Byron Center, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend "accidentally" had sex with my roommate. FML
Julisna
🌶️ Spicy
Not sure that's how it works
Today, after getting sick of my boyfriend pestering me for a threesome, I invited a male friend over. My boyfriend strongly declined, because, "Hell no, I ain’t gay." So this man expects me to be a lesbian, but him being gay is a problem. FML
FvckedUpNow
🌶️ Spicy
Totally worth it
Today, I had the most amazing lesbian sex of my life with this girl I had been crushing on for so long. Today is also the day I became practically homeless, courtesy of my parents, who apparently never heard of knocking before entering. FML
Sad_Happy_Gorl
University Center, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out my boyfriend has to picture someone else when we have sex. The most recent: my roommate. FML
FreakinthePink
🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked into my room to find my roommate's boyfriend trying on one of my pink, lacy bras. My roommate then yelled at me for coming home early. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, my roommate's boyfriend moved in. I'm in love with him. Now I get to live with the happy couple. FML
Anonymous
Napier, New Zealand
Today, my girlfriend sent her new boyfriend over to my place to break up with me for her. FML
Top comments
skyeyez9 25
Your gay roomie should realize straight people don't just magically become gay and munch their roommates.
marinus_fml 20
By coming do you mean cumming?
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Comments (110)
ROFLBERRYPIE 0
My best friend is lesbian and she gets lots of straight girls.
therealsuperman 0
my best friend is a dog and she gets bitches all the time.
rowbot4 0
just play hard to get.. if anything you get a clean room out of it!
YoungMoney1492 0
fosho lesbians turn straight girls gay for a night. seen it happen there pimps I agree.
phatdaddy62 23
Just say no! (and swat her nose with a newspaper)
ThatLooksSticky 16
...and maybe rub her nose in it? Oh wait. That might backfire.
perdix 31
Give her a go! She'll definitely give you better oral sex than a fake boyfriend, and most likely, better than a real one, too.
bonnell 0
3 way
rety1 13
instead of lying to her why not give her a shot? what's the worst that could happen?
jocajoey 0
That's so not cool lesbians are awesome so be Half lesbian
davek 36
Is she hot? There is such a thing as bisexual.
fearfulsymmetry 1
How about telling your roommate that you are NOT lesbian? And if she continues to come onto you, you can slap her with a sexual harassment charge. Being a lesbian does not mean you're allowed to obnoxiously hit on straight girls and make them uncomfortable.