Today, I had to inform a patient that she has an STD. She reacted by kicking me in the nuts. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to the doctor's thinking I had a UTI. Turns out I have an STD. FML
Today, I told my girlfriend that I'm breaking up with her because she's very abusive. After a couple of seconds of awkward silence, she kicked me in the nuts and ran away. FML
Today, my coworker, who has a tendency to overshare, decided to tell me she has chlamydia. I threw my hands in the air and said, "Stop. I don't wanna know." A customer heard this exchange and we were both written up. FML
Today, I found out I have an STD, courtesy of my girlfriend. Funnily enough, she was clean when we first started dating. FML
Today, I had sex with a friend. It was really good too! Until she kicked me in my right nut while changing positions. FML
Today, I was kicked in the crotch. The girl who did it thought I was her ex-boyfriend. I'm a girl. FML
Today, I found out the girl I gave my virginity to gave me gonorrhea. FML
Today, I started my first day of nursing clinicals. My first patient was none other than my ex-girlfriend, who I recently broke up with. She has an STI. She told me I needed to get checked. FML
Today, I had to make a doctor's appointment for my daughter. Apparently she thought it would be better to wipe herself with Clorox tough scrub disinfecting wipes than tell me she'd caught an STD. FML
Today, I was laying down with my girlfriend, when she asked me if I'd ever been kicked in the junk. I awkwardly said no, and she replied, "Well maybe that should change." while rubbing my shoulder lovingly. I'm scared. FML
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Top comments
thomcmoore 23
I think she kicked the wrong person.
woainishamu 21
Always gotta blame the bearer of bad news -_-
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Comments (123)
redelmo20 3
What a ****
wadamally 3
your life sucks only as long as you didn't give it to her
callmefunnymam 10
Lol you should of ask her when she going to tell the monkey
Ubehage 32
You should charge her for assault. She has now, in 2 cases, shown extremely bad judgement. Time for her to learn to think ahead...
tique22 10
The kick is up... and it's GOOD!
agentlilye 10
Wats std?
jezebaal8 7
Doesn't seem like a subject a male teacher should be talking about with a female student. Seems like they should have had a woman do this .
jezebaal8 7
Whoops read that wrong
jezebaal8 7
Read that wrong. Sorry
hoppyhoppy 3
If she's that kind of person I'm not surprised she has an STD, and she deserves it.