Today, I had to give a speech on the importance of dental hygiene. I got really nervous, so I did what I've heard in movies. I pictured everyone naked, began staring at a hot blonde in the front, and got hard. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had to do a presentation in front of my entire school. I was very nervous, so I used the old trick of picturing everyone naked. Everyone then got a good view of my erection. FML
Today, I had to give a speech but I wasn't prepared. I decided to give it anyway. While giving the speech, I got so nervous I passed out. FML
Today, I gave a speech at a charity event in part to help with my shyness. Nobody told me I was standing on top of an air vent. It went on. My skirt flew up, revealing my underwear to 90 people. Nobody remembers the content of my speech. FML
Today, I got a boner at the dentist's. FML
Today, I went to the dentist for a routine cleaning. As the dentist was working on my teeth, he accidentally sprayed water all over my face. I couldn't stop laughing nervously, which made the dentist think I was choking. He ended up calling for backup and I had to explain that I was just laughing. FML
Today, I had to give presentation at work, for which I'd extensively prepared. However, as soon as I started speaking, I had a sudden panic attack and forgot everything I'd rehearsed. I stumbled through the presentation, feeling the embarrassment steadily grow in front of my colleagues. I almost passed out. FML
Today, I had to give a speech on abstinence to a bunch of teenage boys, and surprisingly they were paying attention. After they left, I went to the bathroom and saw I had missed a few buttons on my blouse. The boys had a close up view of my cleavage for three hours. FML
Today, I had to give a speech on stage at a local preschool about fire safety. I'm 32 years-old and passed out on stage because I felt extremely nervous and intimidated by a group of 4 year-olds. FML
Today, I gave a speech at my best friend’s wedding. I wanted to say, “You both look beautiful together.” Instead, nerves took over, and I blurted out, “You both look beautiful naked.” In front of 100 people. And a priest. FML
Today, I was at the dentist's, getting my teeth cleaned. He thought it would be funny to suddenly go on in detail about the fantastic sex he and his wife had the night before. I was unable to speak the entire time. The dentist is my grandpa. FML
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warmfuzzy 0
is being a "hot blonde" all it takes for guys to get hard? really???
Bathory_fml 0
Because movies totally give the best advice. YDI.
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Comments (122)
mushrooms_fml 0
Wow. Well where I am from 90% of the population is blonde! Most are bleache blonde tho.
LatinoHeat 0
YDI for imagining Clay Aiken was in the front row.
mushrooms_fml 0
I agree! I kno I don't listen when people in my classes talk lol!
volleyballchicka_fml 0
ydi for looking at blondes :)
mushrooms_fml 0
Hello I am blonde! We r the best :)
Victoria_fml 0
I voted YDI just after reading "I did what I've heard in movies". Everyone on FML should now know that what you see on TV never works out in real life
ellysa_fml 0
Haha fail
plexico 4
How did you get through telling them (really her) about how your going to put your drill in her mouth and fill her cavity? Did you have an AD? (Accidental Discharge)
22jrdn55 15
lmao "drill in her mouth"
22jrdn55 15
hey was she hot? u dont happen to have a pic of her, do u?
astros86 0
At least now you can help her brush her teeth.
FoundManyLemons 0
WTH with all the people bitching about your responsive ****?