Today, I had to give a speech but I wasn't prepared. I decided to give it anyway. While giving the speech, I got so nervous I passed out. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had to give presentation at work, for which I'd extensively prepared. However, as soon as I started speaking, I had a sudden panic attack and forgot everything I'd rehearsed. I stumbled through the presentation, feeling the embarrassment steadily grow in front of my colleagues. I almost passed out. FML
Today, I had to give a speech on stage at a local preschool about fire safety. I'm 32 years-old and passed out on stage because I felt extremely nervous and intimidated by a group of 4 year-olds. FML
Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. Midway through the speech I'd prepared, I fainted and hit my head against a wall. FML
Today, I had a panic attack while giving a presentation on how to breathe to avoid having panic attacks. FML
Today, I had a big presentation at work and I was feeling really confident. I'd practiced it over and over and I knew it inside out. But when I got up to speak, I realized I had left my notes at home. I ended up winging it and it was a disaster. FML
Today, while giving speech in class, I choked on my own spit and had a coughing fit while everyone stared at me intently. When I finally regained my composure, my teacher told me my time was up and to sit down. I hadn't even got finished the first paragraph. FML
Today, I went to a very important job interview. I was so nervous that I passed out right in front of the interviewer's desk. FML
Today, I got up on stage excited to recite a spoken word piece that I worked on and memorized for about 20 hours, neglecting other obligations like studying for an exam the next day. I blanked out in the middle of the performance in front of hundreds of people. FML
Today, I spent an hour preparing a heartfelt speech for my friend’s wedding. I stood up, got emotional, and promptly fainted, spilling a glass of wine all over myself. FML
Today, I had to give a speech at my sister’s wedding. I spent weeks preparing every word. When it was finally my turn, I stood up to the microphone and froze. Instead of something like, "Congratulations, I’m so happy for you both," I mixed up whatever jokes I'd prepared in my brain, and blurted out, “I’m in love with your husband.” FML
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Top comments
ToteMagotes 0
You saved yourself from a horrible unprepared speech and I'm sure the fainting was alot more entertaining to the audience. :) Lol.
relyo 0
So I guess the career on Broadway's a no go then?
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Comments (69)
Giorgio272 2
Giving speeches are the best. I can't understand how and why people hate them.
mempholicious 0
next time u gotta talk in front of a group, grab a 40 and chug it right before. then you'll walk in there like u own the place! (works for me everytime)
justdance1213 0
Nice!
pazzazzyyx3 3
alot of people have this problem including myself. I turn red, start shaking, and get all sweaty when I have to talk infront of a group of people.
laneykinsx 0
how is this bad? you got outta the speech!
karina_said 0
i heard youre no supposed to lock your knees becuase that'll happen to you. so next time, practice that along with some breathing exercise ... and a little preparing wont hurt either(:
mistyeyes 0
haha at least you didn't have to give the speech
ToxicKittieh 0
*waits for fml* <_< >_>
samantha_durano 6
oooh, sucks. I hate speeches.
headdah 0
Why does everyone get nervous about speeches? They're so easypeasy.
CaseAndPoint 0
Its not everyone, just some people have stage fright or can't talk in front of crowds. I have gotten better myself, but I still move around so much and shift my weight, I have actually gotten a comment from a teacher that they were "getting sea sick" watching me give a speech.