Today, I had to explain to someone in my class who Gandhi really was and that he was not a fictional goblin. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I had to explain to half of my class that yes, my birthday is on the same day as Hitler's, but no, it does not make me a Nazi. FML
Today, I actually had to explain to my sister that Shrek was not in fact based on a true story. She replied that I'm a "clueless twat". FML
Today, during a lecture, my teacher jokingly talked about the time he was best buds with George Washington. Another student then asked, "Really? You knew him?" I'm in an advanced placement U.S. history class. FML
Today, a parent of one of the students I teach called me to complain that I was teaching her child "lies" and "fairytales". I was teaching them about the Holocaust. FML
Today, I had to explain to my teacher that Czechoslovakia is no longer a country. She kicked me out of class when she found out I was right. FML
Today, in history class I was called "ignorant" and "inconsiderate" because I referred to Stalin as a "he". FML
Today, I had to explain to my grandfather that Canadians aren't evil by reminding him that he's Canadian. FML
Too realistic
Today, I had to explain to my housemate that the cast of "The Crown" is not the real Royal Family impersonating themselves. FML
Culture wars
Today, the kid I was tutoring told me that, "Pirates were a myth. Like the Greeks and Romans." He's 16. FML
Increase school funding, please?
Today, my teacher began to explain Veterans' Day and why it's on 11/11 to a new student from Iran. He said he already knew, but this was news to almost everyone else in the class. FML
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GrinchFu1 27
Day by day my faith in the long term survival of our species is slowly being whittled away. Stuff like this literally hurts my brain.
Richard6036 13
I'm so surprised that in a computer generation people are just dumber than ever with all the knowledge at their fingertips and yet people say things like this so common sense is not so common and ignorance is running rampant
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Warmonger_Smurf 29
You shall not oppress!
FlamingColor 30
They sound like the type of person to post a picture of their credit card online showing off the "cool" graphic.
BiGTiMeNeRD 29
Ghandi... Human rights activist by day. Goblin by night.
Badkarma4u 17
Indian rights activists, he couldn't care less about other races.
orphanclubber 8
This reminds me of the time someone in my history class thought Australia used to be part of Austria and broke off during ww2 because of the Nazi's haha, FYL OP
FSGInsainity 15
Yeah. Gandhi was a real goblin, not a fictional one. Duh.
oyeh 19
Gandhi = goblin???? Reminds me of a person who couldn't recognize Russia on a map, or thought that the US was the biggest country in the world. Honestly, I wonder how they survive.
RedPillSucks 33
Don't laugh too hard. He could be running for president
SilentSin 23
Top comment eats ass
smoothies14 32
It must be his famous quotes. "Live as if you were to die tomorrow; learn as if you were to live forever." "You must be the change you wish to see in the world." "Strength does not come from physical capacity. It comes from an indomitable will." Tell me it doesn't sound so wise it could be the epic character turning point in Lord of the Rings or Narnia or Star Wars or something with goblins.
quarterbird 18
Instead... He was a non-fictional, racist, hypocritical goblin.
HeartYou101 31
Who let his wife die to a curable disease because he didn't believe in medicine. He sure believed in medicine when HE caught a curable disease though...
Badkarma4u 17
How many people conveniently dont know that fact about him.