mandm
Brooklyn, United States
Today, I had to explain to my son why it is not okay to slap old women's butts. He's 16. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
nature
Today, I had to explain to my 7-year-old son that it's not okay to smell others' "wieners". FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
Australia
Randy old bird
Today, I had to explain to my mother that it's inappropriate to hit on my boyfriend when his parents are over for dinner. FML
nycol
Australia
Today, I had to explain to my 18-year-old boyfriend why it is not okay to pee in the pool. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I had to profusely apologize to a woman after my six year old son decided to crawl between her legs at the supermarket, then look up her skirt and loudly ask why she didn't have any panties on. FML
kaitlyna15
Bellevue, United States
Today, while life-guarding, I had to explain to teenage boys that shoving objects up each others' butts and complaining that someone was giving them anal was inappropriate at a family facility in front of kids under the age of 10. FML
Anonymous
Teenage Riot
Today, my son had a screaming meltdown because I told him to clean his own room and that I refuse to be treated like his personal maid. He’s 16. FML
appropriatepolice
United States
Today, I had to explain to my 65-year-old mother that it is inappropriate for her to walk around in front of me in her underwear. Her response? "Too bad." FML
notateen
United States
Today, I was shopping with my baby daughter when an older woman came up to me. She glared and said, "You know, if you kids learned how to keep your legs closed, you wouldn't be a mother at 16." I'm 25. FML
Mothertucker
Mothers know best
Today, I came across one of the pitfalls of having open discussions with my 15-year-old son when he asked me how to shave his pubes. FML
Anonymous
Dat ass
Today, I got a slap because my 8 year-old stepson has such a big mouth, he couldn’t resist pointing out a nearby white woman had a "phat butt" and should "give it back to the black lady she stole it from." I blame his racist old grandad for this. FML
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dawnimus 21
I'm really not sure how you can get to 16 and NOT know that.
Viet_fml 9
It's ok if he says "good game" after.
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KimmyCupZ 21
Perhaps he is looking for a cougar.
KushCrushin89 10
So it's ok to slap a woman's butt as long as she's not old? Sa-weeeet!
jerryj 27
C'mon guys, don't be so hard on him. I bet the grannies are taking it as a compliment and lovin' it.
happyfingers 15
Or they're really creeped out and probably a bit upset that some stupid teenager thinks it's okay to just go and put his hands on them. If anyone besides my boyfriend touches me, I don't care how old either of us are, Ima smack 'em. People need to learn to keep their hands to themselves.
Fitzinator1995 13
maybe he just does it to make you mad
Abominations 7
Young Granny Hunter, using youth to hunt MILFs passed their prime. Interesting strategy.
happyfingers 15
Could you define "old?" Like, how old are we talking? Twice his age old? Could be your grandparent old?
blackonblight 33
Does it matter? Unless you're asking because assaulting someone above a certain age carries additional charges, assault is assault.
fwongraven 10
Teach him fast, do not send an adult out into the world who thinks it's OK to assault women.
blackonblight 33
To assault ANYONE. Granted, if he tried that on a guy he'd probably need help finding his teeth, but seriously.
Speshelphreak 13
iiiiiiii like BIG butts and I cannot lie!
fsomelife 26
GILF? Grandma I'd like to...well, you know the rest.
Hypnotic5206 10
that nawty lol