mandm
Brooklyn, United States
Today, I had to explain to my son why it is not okay to slap old women's butts. He's 16. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
nature
Today, I had to explain to my 7-year-old son that it's not okay to smell others' "wieners". FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
Australia
Randy old bird
Today, I had to explain to my mother that it's inappropriate to hit on my boyfriend when his parents are over for dinner. FML
nycol
Australia
Today, I had to explain to my 18-year-old boyfriend why it is not okay to pee in the pool. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I had to profusely apologize to a woman after my six year old son decided to crawl between her legs at the supermarket, then look up her skirt and loudly ask why she didn't have any panties on. FML
kaitlyna15
Bellevue, United States
Today, while life-guarding, I had to explain to teenage boys that shoving objects up each others' butts and complaining that someone was giving them anal was inappropriate at a family facility in front of kids under the age of 10. FML
Anonymous
Teenage Riot
Today, my son had a screaming meltdown because I told him to clean his own room and that I refuse to be treated like his personal maid. He’s 16. FML
appropriatepolice
United States
Today, I had to explain to my 65-year-old mother that it is inappropriate for her to walk around in front of me in her underwear. Her response? "Too bad." FML
notateen
United States
Today, I was shopping with my baby daughter when an older woman came up to me. She glared and said, "You know, if you kids learned how to keep your legs closed, you wouldn't be a mother at 16." I'm 25. FML
Mothertucker
Mothers know best
Today, I came across one of the pitfalls of having open discussions with my 15-year-old son when he asked me how to shave his pubes. FML
Anonymous
Dat ass
Today, I got a slap because my 8 year-old stepson has such a big mouth, he couldn’t resist pointing out a nearby white woman had a "phat butt" and should "give it back to the black lady she stole it from." I blame his racist old grandad for this. FML
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dawnimus 21
I'm really not sure how you can get to 16 and NOT know that.
Viet_fml 9
It's ok if he says "good game" after.
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Comments (70)
EpicSquishii 21
Maybe all those "Grandma Twerk" videos gave him ideas. Did he yell "Don't drop that thun thun thun" as he doled out his punishment?
WhiteCrimson 23
He is a cougar hunter. We'll at least he will be financially sound at some point lol. Joke. I hope he stops it OP
tfriend3 15
Slapping old asses and smoking pot in class without a second thought....this generation needs help
crzyknt 9
Probably the kinkiest slap they've had in a while..
jrock9093 18
At 16 you no longer explain he should no wrong from right let him get charged for sexual batterie
dingleberrysteve 6
it might be a bit much to let a 16 yr old be labelled as a sex offender for something so trivial.
Addgutts 8
I'm 16...and I have lost all hope for my generation
mybubbles2000 13
Oh don't fret not everybody your age goes around smacking little old ladies butts!
ifavela89 13
I'm surprised one of those ladies hasn't turn around and slapped the heck out of him. He definitely should know better
from_srilanka 7
HAHAHA That's all until he meets my grandma! She'll probably kick his life out of him..!!!
jl_word 10
I don't understand why it's not okay. Please explain...
mybubbles2000 13
I'm wondering if any of those old ladies gave him a wink?!
mybubbles2000 13
Somehow I thought my previous comment would be funny. But smacking an old ladies butt really is weird.