Today, I had to call 911 and explain to the operator that my girlfriend orgasmed so hard that she had a seizure and passed out. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after we had sex, my boyfriend told me how my orgasms used to make him think I was having a seizure. FML
Today, my girlfriend had one of her seizures during foreplay. She’s fine, but I’m not, she had my penis in her hand and while seizing she squeezed it so hard she ruptured some blood vessels on the inside. I'm now walking bowlegged and on medication to stop me getting erections that might cause more damage. FML
Today, I was having sex with a girl and she passed out about a minute in. I panicked and thought she'd died so I tried to feel for a heartbeat. She woke up 45 seconds later and accused me of fondling her breasts while she was out. Apparently she has narcolepsy. FML
Today, I tried to propose to my girlfriend, but I was so nervous that I had a panic attack, fainted and split my head open. My girlfriend then fainted at the sight of the blood. An onlooker had to call an ambulance for both of us. FML
Today, I gave my girlfriend an orgasm. It was great until mid-gasm when she swung her arm out and knocked me out. She still can't stop laughing. FML
Today, I drove my girlfriend home around 11pm to her garage where we started to have sex. When she came to climax she slipped and hit her head. Her parents heard the crash and came down; we were both still naked, and she was unconscious. FML
Today, I had a seizure for the first time in months. My fiancé went over to my job to let them know I wouldn't be going in. My boss bitched both of us because I didn't call myself. Sure, I'll get right on that when I'm conscious. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I cancelled our date tonight. I cancelled because I had a seizure and was taken to the hospital. FML
Today, I went to the hospital as my girlfriend's emergency contact. When I saw her, she was under a blanket because she had no pants. She had a seizure in a guy's bed and he brought her here. He's here and she wants us both to stay. FML
Today, my dog, who has been specially trained to go for help when I'm having a seizure, went to alert my parents downstairs that I was having an emergency. The "emergency" was me masturbating. FML
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TheUnforgiven 8
I've heard of faking an ****** to make someone feel better but that's a tad excessive.
Charlie Given 28
That's when ya go get yourself a shirt made saying "I can make my girlfriend cum so hard she seized"😎
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Comments (37)
wanted_2_want 40
Plot twist: It was a wonderful dream.
Yudith 28
What do you mean, "had to"? Didn't you brag about it to the paramedics, doctor, nurses, boss, work colleagues, bartender and fellow patrons at the pub?
Ilmoran 20
Don't forget the FML community!
Dave_Davington 34
Is your name Mr Garrison? Because you almost ****** her to death.
tigger3370 21
I guess you really did screw her brains out...
mattyiscool123 26
This deserves a congratulations. Btw you don’t have to explain exactly how the seizure happened
Earl_KarmasBitch 36
Don't have to. It is a bonus though.
interesting33 37
how is a seizure a bonus?
Kyrstin Budd 12
#humblebrag 😂😂😂
d3rpb0t 10
Hey, look on the bright side: at least you did everything right. You rocked her world so hard she passed out, and you called 911 out of genuine concern for her wellbeing. And you weren't that guy that would put toothpaste on his girl's vag just because he "couldn't find the chocolate sauce".
MitiMiki 16
Not sure why you had to "explain" that she orgasmed. "My girlfriend has had a seizure and passed out" would have sufficed.
interesting33 37
the trigger might well have been important for them to know though
MitiMiki 16
Not sure why you had to "explain" that she orgasmed. "My girlfriend has had a seizure and passed out" would have sufficed.
Chazzster 32
OP - Honestly now, are you bragging or complaining?