Today, I had the most intelligent conversation I've ever had with my boyfriend. He was getting really in-depth about subjects like biotechnology and gamma radiation. I soon realized he was only referring to the Incredible Hulk. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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kurodansei 16
Bazinga
Lilo4life 26
Learn to speak the language of men and they'll surprise you with their knowledge
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DanielleinDC 34
Hey, if it weren't for the Incredible Hulk reference, it would still be an intelligent conversation. At least your boyfriend is capable of having a semi-intelligent conversation, even if it is inspired by a comic book character. Too many guys aren't capable even of that.
B100110 6
So? Some of the most impressive technologies seem to stem from Sci-fi. You should have an idea about where you're headed if you want to push the limits of technology.
Warden1986 16
And there's a problem with that?. After all, Star Trek gave us the iPad...
molliciousj 19
I think that's kinda cute that he took an interest in those specific topics in the movie and wanted to share them with you. He doesn't have to be on your intelligence level per say for you to have a meaningful conversation.
greenpixi 10
And?
frozenaddict 11
At least you had something there.
cubs44fan 0
It was adorable lol I didn't mean it as such a bad thing, we just think differently. We've been together for 3 years and are expecting our first child in 3 weeks (and yes, he has a super hero themed nursery). He shocked the hell out of me. That's all I meant by this lol
simsimsalabim 1
respect and accept what he's interested in, be involved.... and maybe you'll learn something worth talking about other than how dumb you think your ******* bf is and putting it on the internet for everyone to see your so called problem... read a comic you self centered, condescending bitch!
starcaller17 16
I can have intelligent conversations, just no one usually wants to.
awilliams44 9
fascinating