Today, I had the last wedding meeting with my fiancé at our church. Running extremely late from my friends house I failed to notice a small penis drawn on my forehead by my friends when I fell asleep after a party. The priest wasn't too happy and said numerous prayers for me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, it was the day of my wedding. I had a massive headache a couple of hours before the ceremony so I decided to take a nap. I told my brother to wake me up an hour before it started. He forgot. Now everyone thinks I ran out on my wife. FML
Today, after a long night of partying, I fell asleep, while my bride was delivering her vows. FML
Today, it was supposed to be my wedding but my fiancé insisted we be married by his childhood priest, a real bible thumper. This arsehole tried to change our vows at the altar and told me wives should know their place, so I slapped him and the wedding is delayed until we get a new priest. FML
Today, a mad woman squirted me with a water gun filled with paint as we were leaving the church where I just married my husband. As I was staring at this mad bitch in my ruined dress, wondering why she would do something so horrible, she ran off crying and shouting, "Sorry wrong wedding!" FML
Today, I fainted. Instead of stopping to help, some guy stopped to draw a penis on my forehead. The EMT laughed. FML
Today, my fiancé accidentally ran over the priest who is supposed to be marrying us in 3 days. Now, not only do we need a new priest, we need a new church to get married in, with only 3 days to find them. FML
Today, I accidentally slept in two hours later than I was supposed to. Today is my wedding day. FML
Today, my fiancé told a priest on the bus to fuck off, because he was annoying her with all his God talk. She didn’t know the priest had been our family's priest for the past 40 years, the guy we were supposed to talk to about our wedding next year. Guess that’s not happening now. FML
Today, at my wedding, when my husband heard, "You may now kiss the bride!" he swung me down romantically and was about to plant one on me when his arm slipped, causing me to fall on the floor hitting my head, and getting a concussion. FML
Today, I blacked out at a wedding as a bridesmaid, during the service. FML
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Top comments
BrotherThomas 0
you mean passed out after drinking too much, not falling asleep ;)
Kishaz_Thirteen 0
At least it's a wedding meeting, and not the actual wedding.
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Comments (51)
xguitar13 0
The game.
All_For_Love 0
haha this made my day ^_^
xMafia 0
Seriously, you dick head.
obviouslyoblivio 0
After being about the fourth person to point this out, I commend you Captain Obvious. May your powers to point out that which has already been adressed never fail you!
kateindeed 5
on behalf of xmafia: you're welcome, sergeant sarcasm.
backdownbreh 0
*yawn* can people on FML be any more unoriginal? these people need to learn comedy from a 3 year old.
BWill9014 4
I refer you to your profile picture good sir
ismfof1 0
this is fake. cmon u rly didnt notice the penis on ur head? surely u lookd in a mirror or passed by one on the way.
Kishaz_Thirteen 0
At least it's a wedding meeting, and not the actual wedding.
Nhemezis 0
Well, why did you even go to the party in the first place? Number one, you deserved what was coming to you, because you probably know what goes on at friends' parties. And number two, FYL. What do you thinks going to happen at the wedding after seeing the penis on your head -.- ?
OuchCharlie 0
My fiancé met me at the church. She wasn't happy at all as one may imagine. Glad I can laugh about it now. Your comments are hilarious.
froggermea 5
lol i feel so bad for you... FYL
mz_jamaica1 0
Did you drive to the meeting? If you did, you never once looked in the rear view mirror? YDI
brownlace 0
ol nasty ass bch! wash your f*n a$s. yes, ass' if you washed your ass then you wouldn't have mixed your face!
illmatic2 16
I don't know why, but I laughed at this comment. BTW, you don't need to censor yourself.