Today, my fiancé accidentally ran over the priest who is supposed to be marrying us in 3 days. Now, not only do we need a new priest, we need a new church to get married in, with only 3 days to find them. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, it was supposed to be my wedding but my fiancé insisted we be married by his childhood priest, a real bible thumper. This arsehole tried to change our vows at the altar and told me wives should know their place, so I slapped him and the wedding is delayed until we get a new priest. FML
Today, my fiancé told a priest on the bus to fuck off, because he was annoying her with all his God talk. She didn’t know the priest had been our family's priest for the past 40 years, the guy we were supposed to talk to about our wedding next year. Guess that’s not happening now. FML
Today, I found my fiancé is cheating on me. Our wedding is in 26 days and everything is already paid for. FML
Today, my uncle was supposed to be the officiant at my wedding but he and my dad teamed up to make a joke about how this was actually my fiancé's funeral. Everyone laughed, except my fiancé. He burst into tears and ran from the altar. We can’t find him and he’s not answering his phone. FML
Today, my fiancé's best friend, who will be our best man at our wedding, decided to confess his feelings for me and tell me how he's always dreamed of us eloping together. The wedding is going to be awkward. FML
Today, I had the last wedding meeting with my fiancé at our church. Running extremely late from my friends house I failed to notice a small penis drawn on my forehead by my friends when I fell asleep after a party. The priest wasn't too happy and said numerous prayers for me. FML
Today, my fiancée told me she can't marry me. Our wedding day is tomorrow and around 20 of our 180 guests attending have travelled half way around the world just for the occasion. FML
Today, my father shot my fiancé. He's fine, but the wedding is off. FML
Today, my fiancée decided to go on a "vacation." Our wedding is tomorrow. FML
Today, my girlfriend started to plan our wedding. We've been going out for 3 days. FML
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qwertsarecool122 23
I think the real FML belongs to the priest
jbuckets_404 39
Perhaps subconsciously, your fiance doesn't really WANT to get married.... ;-)
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jbuckets_404 39
Perhaps subconsciously, your fiance doesn't really WANT to get married.... ;-)
ThatOneLonelyAsian 31
ig it was an accident the preist should still marry you
Sinshine 28
He's probably not able to. But I don't quite get why they need a new church. They should know what an accident is. Or God wanted the priest removed. Who knows?
qwertsarecool122 23
I think the real FML belongs to the priest
RichardPencil 32
I don’t think many priests are into polygamy. I don’t know of one who will marry you and your fiancée, let alone agree to join your marital three-way on such short notice. Good luck!
manb91gb 15
That's not a very forgiving priest if you ask me...
BurnInDemonFire 39
Signs a wedding should never go ahead:- One/both of the couple is secretly cheating. The mothers-in-law try to turn it into some sort of competition. One/both fathers-in-law say "It's not to late to call it off". The bridezilla goes Super Saiyan when the napkins are folded into flowers instead of swans. The groom's bachelor party takes place the night before, and no one remembers if he hooked up with the stripper, while covertly high-fiving one another. One/both of the couple invites an ex, who will suddenly remember their feelings for their former partner, even if they were assholes. There are too many differences between the bride and groom. And finally, running over your ******* priest.
Angcrad 17
Shouldn't they turn the other cheek? I mean, forgive your fiancé and provide a replacement priest while being allowed to use the same church
ojosRojos 28
Ummm is the priest okay??
slym12312425 9
Depending on how much harm the priest sustained, the church may not be usable until cleaning is done. As for forgiving the driver, if the priest was only bumped, they can get over themselves. If their leg was laying three feet away and the driver backed up to check why the priest was screaming, then I can understand being more than a little miffed.
WeirdUS 30
This can't be real it sounds like a bad joke. Seriously do you guys have nothing better to do?