Anonymous
Vienna, Austria
Today, I had so much to do, I didn't know where to start. So I didn't. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Procrastination
Today, I got up early because I had a bunch of work to do. It's now 11:50 p.m and I still haven't managed to get anything done. FML
Anonymous
Germany
Another great day to be alive
Today, I didn’t get much done because I woke up late and therefore didn’t have much time. No wait, that was yesterday. Today I didn’t get much done because I woke up EARLY and was miserably tired and good for nothing all day. FML
bigdikbubls
Bridgetown, Barbados
Naps are important
Today, I realised just how badly I procrastinate because I wanted to take a nap before going out for a friend's birthday, but I kept putting it off until I simply didn't have the time. FML
Anonymous
Sweden
Productive
Today, in an effort to actually be productive for once, I decided to clean out my closet. However, I ended up getting distracted by old photos, started crying over past relationships and dead pets, and didn't end up getting anything done whatsoever. FML
Anonymous
Perth, Australia
Procrastination
Today, I prepared a detailed plan to organise my life, colour-coded and beautifully illustrated. I was so engrossed in designing the perfect plan that I forgot to actually do any of it and ended up with a highly organised non-starter. FML
Noname
Australia
Today, I did my work, the work of my co-worker who called in sick and the work of my boss who has no idea what the hell is going on all at the same time. I didn't get a promotion because I don't work hard enough. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Teamwork works
Today, I had a huge amount of work to get through. Two colleagues offered to help, because one had nothing else to do, and the other couldn't work until I was done. My boss got really pissed at me for "making" them do my job and wasting their time. FML
Poopalipa
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Perfect timing
Today, I woke up late, didn't shave, didn't have time to iron my clothes, didn't eat breakfast, and ran into the office with beads of sweat running down my face. The meeting had been cancelled. FML
Anonymous
Today, I have a busy week scheduled at work, so I took my file home to smash out some reports. Naturally I did not do any work at home and then I also forgot to take the file back to work the next day. Instead of saving time, I wasted an hour driving home to collect it. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I procrastinated on doing my on-line training for my new job. Thinking it would only take a few hours to complete, I started it in the early evening. It is now almost 4 am, and I start my new job in 3 hours. There is still about another hour and a half on on-line training left. FML
Top comments
example1233 1
Sounds like everyday of my life.
duckie227 22
'I'm not lazy, I just don't do stuff'
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LadyGore 12
That's a fml for everyone around you and a ydi for yourself.
lilpimpsmama 12
What the hell is a ydi?
phatdaddy62 23
Your dick itches.
False_Stupidity 42
Yellow, green ice-cream
kandi_kid69 15
216- You don't I..... I'll finish this later maybe.
11mandy80 6
216- ydi stands for you deserve it
Trisha_aus 15
Procrastination is a disease..but op always finish everything you need to do then reward yourself with something you would enjoy doing.
instnt1nfction 17
You can also try just working for 5 minutes, most of the time you'll forget about the time because you're too into your work.
ellisille 6
The fault with that system is: why not do what you enjoy doing in the first place. Yup, I'm a proud procrastinator.
TG_Wolf 1
Good job! Why do today what you can leave till tomorrow. Just beware, after all: What is today but yesterday's tomorrow?
hurrican_fml 0
...?...
pokefan813 16
Spongebob reference! :3
phatdaddy62 23
That's been around a lot longer than SpongeBob!
Blaqkeyeliner 6
Lol you just need some motivation.
Il_Maestro 6
Oh no! I'm fresh out of ***** to give! Seems I spent my last ones on people who actually have real problems :/
Airman1988 9
Procrastination is like masturbation, in the end your just ******* yourself.
hurrican_fml 0
Well yeah that's kinda the point of...uh, never mind
ImaginaryFoe 1
Sorry, didn't scroll down before I left a similar remark. Great minds think alike?
daydreamer244 13
Well that's your own fault now isn't it?
xattitudegurlx 13
No comment...
pexy_fml 16
Starting down from this comment…right?
ICastillo 25
Well you know what they say "When life gives you lemons, you say **** the lemons and bail".
perdix 31
How did this get into Intimacy? Let's just say your parents walked in on you masturbating. That'll work ;)