Today, I woke up late, didn't shave, didn't have time to iron my clothes, didn't eat breakfast, and ran into the office with beads of sweat running down my face. The meeting had been cancelled. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I woke up early for an important team meeting I needed to attend. I washed, got changed, and sat down to eat breakfast. I then woke up again, an hour late and covered in cereal. FML
Today, I was running late for a meeting and wound up getting stuck in traffic, which started to stress me out to the point of road rage at no one in particular. When I finally arrived, the meeting had been cancelled. FML
Today, I woke up late and had to rush to catch my bus. Upon arriving at school, I was hot from running and took off my sweater. It was then, in a lecture hall with 400 people, that I realised I hadn't put a shirt on underneath. FML
Today, I woke up late for work. In my rush to make a quick cup of coffee, I forgot to put a mug under the machine. I came back a few minutes later to a kitchen counter flooded with coffee and had to clean it up, making me even later. To top it off, I was out of coffee. FML
Today, I was running late for work and, in my rush, spilled coffee all over my shirt. When I finally got to the office, I realized I had forgotten my laptop at home. FML
Today, I had to wake up at 4am because my boss set an important business meeting for first thing in the morning. After making sure everything was ready, I went to work. My boss ended up oversleeping and moved the meeting to tomorrow. FML
Today, I woke up early for a job interview. I got lost and arrived an hour late, only to find out it was the wrong day. FML
Today, I woke up to find my cat had knocked over a glass of water, which short-circuited my alarm clock, so I overslept, missed a crucial meeting, and found out I'd been promoted... to a position which no longer exists. FML
Today, I woke up late, got ready within 10 minutes, and drove to work. I walked in and apologized to my boss. He said, "Go home, it's your day off…" Walk of Shame. FML
Today, I didn’t get much done because I woke up late and therefore didn’t have much time. No wait, that was yesterday. Today I didn’t get much done because I woke up EARLY and was miserably tired and good for nothing all day. FML
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Top comments
lmfp 0
well, thats good, since apparently you looked like shit. then again, I look like shit every ******* day cause I'm a shit-head. I have it worse. :(
Snackbars 0
Bad day? D:
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Comments (22)
tbeaun 0
sux 2 b u.
CRAZYBISCUIT 7
Sucks to be you!
trivel64 16
FIRSTT!!!11!!!!!1!!!111!!!!!1!
lmfp 0
well, thats good, since apparently you looked like shit. then again, I look like shit every ******* day cause I'm a shit-head. I have it worse. :(
bananassin 25
m2 m8, you're not alone in this.
little_musician 0
Sorry, but I agree with #3.
Snackbars 0
Bad day? D:
WeirdxGuy 0
YDI for being late
LordLayAlot 0
I don't feel sorry for you, be happy, would've been way worse if you had meticulously prepared yourself with an early start.
pengyvan 21
Better one, Today, I woke up two hours earlier than normal, ironed my clothes, shaved and got to my office early for my big meeting. It was canceled. FML
odetorj26 0
sounds like me everyday..
Aero_boy 4
Pwned. Hard.
ryliz 0
well good :) now no one can see how shitty u looked
deerrific 0
yup I agree with #3...be glad it wasn't worse