Anonymous
Vienna, Austria
Today, I had so much to do, I didn't know where to start. So I didn't. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Procrastination
Today, I got up early because I had a bunch of work to do. It's now 11:50 p.m and I still haven't managed to get anything done. FML
Anonymous
Germany
Another great day to be alive
Today, I didn’t get much done because I woke up late and therefore didn’t have much time. No wait, that was yesterday. Today I didn’t get much done because I woke up EARLY and was miserably tired and good for nothing all day. FML
bigdikbubls
Bridgetown, Barbados
Naps are important
Today, I realised just how badly I procrastinate because I wanted to take a nap before going out for a friend's birthday, but I kept putting it off until I simply didn't have the time. FML
Anonymous
Sweden
Productive
Today, in an effort to actually be productive for once, I decided to clean out my closet. However, I ended up getting distracted by old photos, started crying over past relationships and dead pets, and didn't end up getting anything done whatsoever. FML
Anonymous
Perth, Australia
Procrastination
Today, I prepared a detailed plan to organise my life, colour-coded and beautifully illustrated. I was so engrossed in designing the perfect plan that I forgot to actually do any of it and ended up with a highly organised non-starter. FML
Noname
Australia
Today, I did my work, the work of my co-worker who called in sick and the work of my boss who has no idea what the hell is going on all at the same time. I didn't get a promotion because I don't work hard enough. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Teamwork works
Today, I had a huge amount of work to get through. Two colleagues offered to help, because one had nothing else to do, and the other couldn't work until I was done. My boss got really pissed at me for "making" them do my job and wasting their time. FML
Poopalipa
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Perfect timing
Today, I woke up late, didn't shave, didn't have time to iron my clothes, didn't eat breakfast, and ran into the office with beads of sweat running down my face. The meeting had been cancelled. FML
Anonymous
Today, I have a busy week scheduled at work, so I took my file home to smash out some reports. Naturally I did not do any work at home and then I also forgot to take the file back to work the next day. Instead of saving time, I wasted an hour driving home to collect it. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I procrastinated on doing my on-line training for my new job. Thinking it would only take a few hours to complete, I started it in the early evening. It is now almost 4 am, and I start my new job in 3 hours. There is still about another hour and a half on on-line training left. FML
Top comments
example1233 1
Sounds like everyday of my life.
duckie227 22
'I'm not lazy, I just don't do stuff'
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HEADSTRONG1994 0
Damn that may have been the shortest and yet the best fml ever. But then again I'm really high right now
br0ccoli 15
I don't even...
alymartin 1
Only losers get high have some respect for yourself. Half the people who say that are lying to sound cool but getting high is not cool it damages your body. I'm not trying to preach to you. I'm just saying. Besides that what kind of idiot leaves that for the public to see?
xXRazelleLuniiXx 9
Thankyou for the information sir. I couldn't have lived another day without knowing this.
canucks92 0
No reason to procrastinate
reddudeover 2
Just give yourself tiny rewards after completing a task. After I post this I get a little message that says SUCCESS and that makes me want to post another (joking).
gottageek 17
You can start by getting the **** over it.
unknown_user5566 27
You can start by not being an ass for no reason.
PhillDante 17
I concur with 90. You're being a little bit ignorant...
unknown_user5566 27
YDI, but I do the same thing, all the time. I always wait until the last minute to take care of my responsibilities and then to make myself feel better, I just tell myself "Don't worry- you work better under pressure!"
PhillDante 17
I also do that... ALL the time! It's been the cause of most of the stress in my life and somehow I'm still living and not failing university. I'd like to think that it makes my brain work faster; almost like brain aerobics...
unknown_user5566 27
Haha, well I'm glad I'm not the only one! I agree, procrastination is a huge source of stress for me, but it's a hard habit to break. I like the brain work-out excuse. I'll add that to my inventory of things to tell myself when I'm being lazy. :)
ljcarranza 16
sounds more like a personal problem then a fml
unknown_user5566 27
I'm pretty sure the point of FML is to post personal problems.
FangKusakabe 0
Hire some Mexican to do it for you.
kirstyannemiller 4
It's all your fault, why was your comment chosen?
BulldogHoops 14
"I'm not lazy, I'm physically conservative"
zack11289 3
In other words: "I'm lazy, FML" right? Never seen someone that was THAT lazy lol