Dan
United Kingdom
Today, I had my leaving party after work to celebrate getting a new job. 3 people turned up. I'd invited 35. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Brazil
PAR-TAY
Today, I had a going-away party because I am leaving the country forever. Out of the 130 people invited, 60 were a resounding, "Yes! Of course I will come!" After paying $300 for everything needed at the party, two ended up coming. And left because nobody else was there. FML
caphis
United States
Today, I got a cross-country job promotion. I decided to plan my Going-Away-Forever party, and bought a pack of 100 invitations. After mailing them out to all my friends, I have 92 left. FML
jobless
United States
Today, I got an invitation to the "Going away lunch" the company is throwing for me. I didn't know I was leaving. FML
freckleboy422
United States
Sir Alan Sugar has spoken
Today, I got married and I'd invited everyone from work including my boss. His way of congratulating me was to mention that I'm out of a job. He said it was a good time to do it because he thought I would be too happy or too drunk to care. FML
Solo coffee
Today, it's my last day of work at my job of two and a half years. I organised to have coffee with my coworkers at a cafe. Only I turned up. I had my farewell coffee alone. FML
nba
This FML is from back in 2019 but it's good stuff
Goodbye
Today, my coworkers threw me a going away lunch, since I’m moving on to a better opportunity. Nothing reminds you why you’re leaving like being the last person to your own party, and picking over the minuscule amount of food scraps that are left. FML
rcarn
Leesburg, United States
Today, my friends decided to throw a going away party because I'm moving. It would have been great if I had actually been invited. FML
ForeverAlone
Ukraine
Today, there was a big party at my workplace. The only person that was socializing with me in any way was my co-worker's 4-year-old daughter. Before leaving, she drew smiley faces on plastic plates and napkins and gave them to me so I "will have some friends and not be all alone." FML
Anonymous
Australia
Many such cases
Today, I organised a birthday party for myself. There was supposed to be about 20 people coming. Not a single person showed up. FML
Sonic
United Kingdom
Today, my boss left a lovely invitation to her wedding on my desk. I plan on resigning during our meeting later today. FML
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cr4ckb0n3f4n 0
dude, all the reasons to get to the new place faster
haweb 0
Sounds like a good time for a new job.
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jessicadawg 0
You deserve it for being a DOUCHE!!
txgirl09 5
meh. People have a tendency to be rude and inconsiderate flakes and think nothing of it. Though it would be nice if we knew how many people RSVPd which would give a more accurate idea of if the small turn out was because they're rude or because the person is a jerk.
haweb 0
Sounds like a good time for a new job.
aback 5
Don't take it personally. A lot of people want to go the hell home after they get off work. If you'd had the party AT work, they'd have got paid to attend.
jonnymohio 2
Never throw yourself a party. If someone wanted to celebrate your new job, they would've thrown you the party.
ignatius_reilly 0
Oh, surely those 3 friends also think you are a completly loser
CatherineARE 0
to me that does not seem to be a FML because that means that only 3 people want u to leave that job
RandyRiot 0
It's not that unusual really.
Erindub 0
Good thing you're leaving
nypd613 0
what does being 35 have anything to do?
gothymama 0
Wow, you're illiterate. It said he'd INVITED 35 guests, not he's 35 years old!