Dan
United Kingdom
Today, I had my leaving party after work to celebrate getting a new job. 3 people turned up. I'd invited 35. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Brazil
PAR-TAY
Today, I had a going-away party because I am leaving the country forever. Out of the 130 people invited, 60 were a resounding, "Yes! Of course I will come!" After paying $300 for everything needed at the party, two ended up coming. And left because nobody else was there. FML
caphis
United States
Today, I got a cross-country job promotion. I decided to plan my Going-Away-Forever party, and bought a pack of 100 invitations. After mailing them out to all my friends, I have 92 left. FML
jobless
United States
Today, I got an invitation to the "Going away lunch" the company is throwing for me. I didn't know I was leaving. FML
freckleboy422
United States
Sir Alan Sugar has spoken
Today, I got married and I'd invited everyone from work including my boss. His way of congratulating me was to mention that I'm out of a job. He said it was a good time to do it because he thought I would be too happy or too drunk to care. FML
Solo coffee
Today, it's my last day of work at my job of two and a half years. I organised to have coffee with my coworkers at a cafe. Only I turned up. I had my farewell coffee alone. FML
nba
This FML is from back in 2019 but it's good stuff
Goodbye
Today, my coworkers threw me a going away lunch, since I’m moving on to a better opportunity. Nothing reminds you why you’re leaving like being the last person to your own party, and picking over the minuscule amount of food scraps that are left. FML
rcarn
Leesburg, United States
Today, my friends decided to throw a going away party because I'm moving. It would have been great if I had actually been invited. FML
ForeverAlone
Ukraine
Today, there was a big party at my workplace. The only person that was socializing with me in any way was my co-worker's 4-year-old daughter. Before leaving, she drew smiley faces on plastic plates and napkins and gave them to me so I "will have some friends and not be all alone." FML
Anonymous
Australia
Many such cases
Today, I organised a birthday party for myself. There was supposed to be about 20 people coming. Not a single person showed up. FML
Sonic
United Kingdom
Today, my boss left a lovely invitation to her wedding on my desk. I plan on resigning during our meeting later today. FML
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cr4ckb0n3f4n 0
dude, all the reasons to get to the new place faster
haweb 0
Sounds like a good time for a new job.
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FMLreader017 0
this reminds me of a book I read in school. The Great Gatsby. Everyone went to his parties and had fun but when he died only 3 people went to his funeral out o so many invited
plexico 4
32 people realized that, now that you are leaving, you are useless to them. 3 people showed up, hoping you'd pick up the check (or cheque).
MiddleChild08 0
Maybe the other 32 people did not want to celebrate your leaving, and the three who showed up are glad you are leaving...
plexico 4
It's probably the other way around.
ericalew_xo 0
Bummer.
SNOTTYBONES 0
I guess we now know whey you are leaving. Who needs them anyway.
isthisonetaken 0
Try to be better liked at your new job...
Julsa 0
I'm sorry. That's really poopy.
lovexinstead 0
Maybe they were just too upset to see you go.
michaelcarell 0
I love you're name
plexico 4
That's three more than you deserve. If the company you are leaving is a good one, everyone thinks you're an idiot and/or disloyal. If your company sucks, they all are jealous of you.