Intimacy: Today, I had a sex dream. I woke up, sleepily got myself off...

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By yesthishappened - 27/06/2016 13:55 - Spain - Vigo

Today, I had a sex dream. I woke up, sleepily got myself off and fell right asleep. it wasn't until I woke up fully later that I realized that I had been watching a movie with my whole family. FML

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Elgrin 15

Monday 27 June 2016 22:37

Kinda gives new meaning to the phrase "fun for the whole family".

i_wuz_nver_here 31

Tuesday 28 June 2016 9:17

We need a follow up...

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Elgrin 15

Monday 27 June 2016 22:37

Kinda gives new meaning to the phrase "fun for the whole family".

i_wuz_nver_here 31

Tuesday 28 June 2016 9:17

We need a follow up...

nattnatt73 31

Tuesday 28 June 2016 9:46

Oh ****

nightfury711 16

Tuesday 28 June 2016 9:46

Damn. Why the hell didn't anyone try and stop you?

Oh_No_Not_Him 25

Tuesday 28 June 2016 11:46

You must have been really sleepy not to notice the movie playing. Anyhow, you know your family didn't notice or it would be on YouTube by now!

Tortuga594 14

Thursday 30 June 2016 15:46

That really sucks, did they notice?

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