Today, I had a meeting with the CEO about a promising job with good pay and benefits. Upon meeting, we immediately recognized each other. He was someone I used to make fun of in school all the time. He responded by refusing to interview me and had security throw me out by force. Karma bites. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, the CEO of my company wanted to meet with me. I was excited until I found out she just wanted to bitch me out and personally fire me. Later on, I found out my boss had totally shafted me and blamed the failure of a big project on me instead of admitting it was all his fault. FML
Today, I went in for an interview at my dream job. When I walked in, I got a dirty look from the front desk secretary. Turns out, the guy interviewing me was from a dating website I'm on. I'd rejected him and told him to get a life. FML
Today, I was at a big meeting at work. The CEO was reaming the hell out of us for our recent poor profits, when I accidentally let rip a vile fart. I was then subjected to a 10 minute tirade of abuse for "trying to be a funny man", and told that whatever small chance I had for a promotion is now gone. FML
Today, at work, I accidentally walked into a meeting at which the whole company was there but me. The meeting was about how they could legally fire me while paying as little severance as possible. I'm the CEO and the founder of the company. FML
Today, I walked out of a job interview feeling confident because I'd really hit it off with the interviewer. He called me an hour later to tell me that I didn't get the job, since he was afraid we'd "get along too well and never get any work done." FML
Today, during work hours, I took time off and discreetly went for an interview for a prospective job at our rival company. As soon as I reached the place, I bumped into my current boss. FML
Today, I was getting lunch at a fast food restaurant. My boss was in front of me, and in order to get on his good side I offered to pay. Instead, I got fired because I guess my boss assumed I was making fun of his salary, which I knew nothing about. FML
Today, I went to see a house for rent. The owner ended up being a person whom I denied renting to a long time ago, because I thought she was sketchy looking. Apparently she’s the CEO of a company now. She definitely recognized me and kicked me off the premises. FML
Today, my boss found out I had applied for a much better paying job. He told me I'd do a better job and make more money there. Then he fired me. FML
Today, while waiting for an interview at the career that I've been spending months tailoring my résumé for, I was thrown up on by my only competitor. Guess who got the job. FML
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Top comments
ZuRG_fml 7
Universe WIN mega YDI
CherishFlowers 0
That sucks, but you kinda deserved it...
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whysoserious22 0
u completely deserve this. I'm sorry but u do.
o_x_fml 7
I hope they literally threw you out.
PutDownTheGun 0
I wouldn't think that a CEO would be doing interviews. That's usually more of a Human Resources type of job. But still, the lesson stands. Don't make nerds angry because there's a good chance that you'll be working for them and they'll be the ones signing your paycheck later on.
foreverabearfan 3
As the CEO I would have hired you and tourmented the **** out of you!!
Kuroftw 0
Karma's a bitch. :)
Ladypartslegit 0
YDI for being a bully. think about how many FML's you caused him, it always comes back around.
Diabro 0
**** YOU No, seriously. I can't even put what I mean into words. The closest thing would be (**** YOU)^10
Maxbigwood 0
Hes a stupid douche, he should just forget about shit that happened in the past.
toink 0
I agree.
CaptainBlake 0
Trash like you are responsible for so much pain in this world. The past is rarely forgotten. May life treat you miserably for as long as you live, inconsiderate jackass.
ttownbeast 0
better off than being hired and treated like shit for the duration of the job.