LunaCrow
Shakopee, United States
Today, I had a friend tell me all about how being a vegan was so great. They were eating eggs. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
meat lover
Never gonna happen
Today, my girlfriend woke me up by saying, "Good morning! We're going to be vegans from now on." FML
blondetergent
Singapore
Today, I told my girlfriend that I'm a vegan. She replied, "So, you're allergic to meat?" FML
Go vegan!
United States
One step beyond
Today, I realized I've become a stereotypical militant vegan when I told a friend that we should start raising Lone Star ticks and dropping them around town so we could spread meat allergies and force people to eat vegan. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Leave me alone
Today, my brother turned into a fanatical vegan, and while I was eating my scrambled eggs, sat across from me glaring and whispering, "fried embryo, amniotic fluid" the entire time. I have a feeling i'll be eating most of my meals in my room from now on. FML
fuckedbyahipster
Finland
Today, I was lectured by a self-professed vegan over my "barbaric" eating habits, in between her scarfing down a tuna fish sandwich. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, the unhealthiest person I know, weighing in at around 350 pounds told me she was now a vegan. I then told her the Cheese-Itz, as well as the leather boots she was wearing wasn't vegan. She said I was wrong. I'm a nutritionist. FML
Sad vegan girl
New York, United States
Disconnect
Today, I told my younger sister that meat comes from cute animals like chickens and cows, hoping she'd want to be vegan like me. Instead, she laughed and made up a song about how chickens turn into tenders and cows turn into cheeseburgers. I ended up being the one who got upset. FML
kohler9790
United States
Today, I had to tell my wife that the new "vegan" diet she has put us on is not working with my body. It's not the horrible gas, hot shits, or constant hunger that made me realize this. It was the dream I had about fried chicken that did. FML
Cheryl
Go, Vegan!
Today, my vegan sister told my kids where meat and dairy products come from, in a very detailed way. They now refuse to eat meat, and want to, "rescue all the poor animals." FML
jj.
Digging my heels in
Today, my family dragged me to a steakhouse, knowing full well I'm vegan. I sat there, with my sad little salad, watching as they stuffed themselves with burned animal flesh and laughed at me. They wonder why I hate them all. FML
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Earl_KarmasBitch 36
Tell them you agree with them while eating a steak
llalala_fml 19
I hope you broke it to them
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Comments (97)
JazzehG143 10
I'm a vegetarian, so I do eat eggs. But vegans don't eat eggs, meat, or dairy. Stupid people.
BuckNekkid 22
the yolks on them
Batur 2
are you friend Chinese?
ViviMage 40
Was it scrambled tofu? There are some egg dishes that are really tofu based. I can't stand the texture, myself!
KaywinnetLeeFrye 15
You need smarter friends.
Mr23 9
"Do as I say" - the friend reportedly said while covering his omelet if freshly fried pig's blood - "not as I do. Cholesterol- it'll kill ya". in another universe: "This egg is in a coma, so it's, like, basically a vegetable."
mixerblue 4
Are you a vegan? If so, maybe it is time you told them why.
Snuffleupaguss 15
There's a thing called ovo-lacto-vegetarianism.. They probably meant that. It's a vegetarian that can eat eggs and dairy products.
Cavsfodawin 21
Retards
Emma Marshall 19
What a ********. That's part of the reason people don't like vegans 🤦🏽♀️