Today, I had a formal complaint filed against me for being outrageously rude to a customer. All I did was tell a customer that she couldn't use food stamps at the movie theater. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, at work, we had an extremely rude customer who started cussing at us, and my coworker started cussing back. I jumped on the register to quickly bring down the line, and apologized to everyone for the scene. A secret shopper was in the line and claimed that I was rude. I got written up. FML
Today, I was verbally harassed by a customer because I wouldn’t give her special treatment after her meal was incorrect. I offered her a refund and a coupon for a free meal, which she refused before calling me a stupid kid who wouldn’t do anything to help her. FML
Today, a customer filed a formal complaint with corporate about me, because I wouldn't help her find things she wanted while I was off the clock. We were in a completely different store than the one where I actually work. FML
Today, I got yelled at for providing horrible customer service, in a store I don't even work for. FML
Today, at my cashier job, I got written up for accepting obviously photocopied coupons. Last week, I got written up for "inadequate customer service" because I refused to accept the same bogus coupons from the same customer. FML
Today, I got yelled at by a customer for refusing to give a found credit card to a woman it didn't belong to. FML
Today, I was scheduled to fill in at the customer service counter where I work. Today was also the day that I allegedly accused a customer of being a thief, sold her a fraudulent money order, and will be sued for defamation of character. FML
Today, my boss showed me a two-page letter from a customer, complaining about me because I couldn't honor a coupon that expired in 2009. He agreed that I did the right thing by refusing it, but said it would be a black mark on my record anyway due to the complaint. FML
Today, at my job as a movie theater attendant, my boss finally eased up and let me sit in on one of the movies. One woman kept laughing out loud every other line. After ten minutes of her braying like a dying horse, I got up and had her ejected from the theater. I'm a terrible person. FML
Today, I found a curly hair in my fries at a restaurant. It was disgusting, so I screamed at my waiter. To my surprise, they kicked me out of the restaurant for, "making a scene". They wouldn’t even replace my fries. When did the customer stop being right? FML
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Top comments
DocBastard 40
Popcorn, Diet Coke, Twizzlers, and Goobers ARE food. But not Raisinettes. **** you, Raisinettes.
ShannyAK 16
Just explain that to the manager and you will be okay
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Comments (106)
KingCeltic77 18
Sounds like the customer is Julius from "Everybody Hates Chris".
ThirstyGrunt 6
More like Rochelle!
KingCeltic77 18
Rochelle is a "ghetto snob" and hates using food stamps.
skyeyez9 25
While Rochelle is hollering "I don't need this! My husband has 2 jobs!"
KingCeltic77 18
"I will smack the chap off yo' lips."
mr_sarcastic416 29
#37 I totally read that in Rochelle's voice lol
Catkam623 27
Yes mam, you can use this stamp designed to purchase FOOD and FOOD ONLY for something that is designed for entertainment. I don't see any reason why you couldn't.
fylx100 19
I think she was meaning the lady tried to purchase some popcorn or candy.
PenguinBitch 44
Are you Josh Nichols?
Pstraka6 20
Do not at ALL feel bad! First of all, you can't even accept that form of payment. Second, food stamps are used for food and necessities fo feed yourself, not for snacks and a movie ticket. And third, you are doing your job so no worries!
Zwingend 15
I fully support that poor, dear customer's anguish. Every day I face discrimination as I try to barter my food stamps in exchange for Pier 1 home goods, sexual favors, and beer. When will the injustice end?
jackiemora 18
Sadly that's people, nothing you can really do. Working in "retail" sucks dude. I know. Customers will forever whine until they get their way. They are spoiled brats.
Reaper1984 13
Unfortunately some people just like to bitch just because they can. Don't take offense or let it bring you down, just forget about them, because they are just gonna keep on bitching for whatever reason.
Adhdkid107 9
Did you explain that to your boss? I hope you did OP. I think they would understand.
ulquiorra102 10
Well of that isn't the stupidest thing I've heard all day...sorry OP, some people just want to pick fights
christian_slate 16
Oh, were you showing re-runs of Fast Food Nation?