Today, I had a formal complaint filed against me for being outrageously rude to a customer. All I did was tell a customer that she couldn't use food stamps at the movie theater. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, at work, we had an extremely rude customer who started cussing at us, and my coworker started cussing back. I jumped on the register to quickly bring down the line, and apologized to everyone for the scene. A secret shopper was in the line and claimed that I was rude. I got written up. FML
Today, I was verbally harassed by a customer because I wouldn’t give her special treatment after her meal was incorrect. I offered her a refund and a coupon for a free meal, which she refused before calling me a stupid kid who wouldn’t do anything to help her. FML
Today, a customer filed a formal complaint with corporate about me, because I wouldn't help her find things she wanted while I was off the clock. We were in a completely different store than the one where I actually work. FML
Today, I got yelled at for providing horrible customer service, in a store I don't even work for. FML
Today, at my cashier job, I got written up for accepting obviously photocopied coupons. Last week, I got written up for "inadequate customer service" because I refused to accept the same bogus coupons from the same customer. FML
Today, I got yelled at by a customer for refusing to give a found credit card to a woman it didn't belong to. FML
Today, I was scheduled to fill in at the customer service counter where I work. Today was also the day that I allegedly accused a customer of being a thief, sold her a fraudulent money order, and will be sued for defamation of character. FML
Today, my boss showed me a two-page letter from a customer, complaining about me because I couldn't honor a coupon that expired in 2009. He agreed that I did the right thing by refusing it, but said it would be a black mark on my record anyway due to the complaint. FML
Today, at my job as a movie theater attendant, my boss finally eased up and let me sit in on one of the movies. One woman kept laughing out loud every other line. After ten minutes of her braying like a dying horse, I got up and had her ejected from the theater. I'm a terrible person. FML
Today, I found a curly hair in my fries at a restaurant. It was disgusting, so I screamed at my waiter. To my surprise, they kicked me out of the restaurant for, "making a scene". They wouldn’t even replace my fries. When did the customer stop being right? FML
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Top comments
DocBastard 40
Popcorn, Diet Coke, Twizzlers, and Goobers ARE food. But not Raisinettes. **** you, Raisinettes.
ShannyAK 16
Just explain that to the manager and you will be okay
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Comments (106)
Treyzania 16
Some people (my mom) get pissed over the strangest things... I know you feel.
ScenicSubterfuge 39
How did you say it?>.
doit4ah15 10
I would give that exact look that courage has on his face to that lady haha
skyeyez9 25
....and then she furiously stomped out the door, while clutching her Coach purse and sped off in her Escalade with spinner rims.
CharresBarkrey 16
And called her friend on her iPhone 5 to complain about it.
CarynAmber 12
She was no doubt embarrassed as all hell.
Uhscanherdarklee 10
Doubtful. Anyone bold enough to attempt to use their food stamps card at a movie theater knows no shame.
CarynAmber 12
There really are people out there who think they can use food stamps for practically anything that is food. I work at Target and there are tons of people who come in there and try to buy the more expensive organic foods with their food stamps,but we only accept them for certain products. I get cursed out daily when I tell them this. My guess is that they're more embarrassed than they are upset that they can't get the foods they believed they could get.
edgar20 7
i feel bad for you....
crob730 3
Maybe if you're on food stamps and going to a movie then maybe you should get your shit straight.
Ameel_fml 19
That's a bit harsh. People on food stamps might be poor, but that doesn't mean they don't deserve a bit of entertainment every now and then. With that being said, the woman in this FML sounds like an idiot.
Jharrist89 12
People these days!
chinagirl3343 8
That woman and her ilk are what's wrong with the food stamp system! Glad to hear y'all don't accept them. The freaking snowball stand down the road from us does... I never realized snowballs were part of the major food groups...
bethers_ 22
Welfare already pays for their groceries, utilities, rent, childcare, car payments, and medical bills, yet none of that is ever enough. If she wants to see a movie maybe she should skip her manicure and sell her coach handbag...or maybe even *gasp* GET A JOB. But why should she when our tax money buys her lobster and filet mignon every night. The movies are probably not far off.
Ameel_fml 19
This is a satirical comment, right?
Knightchaser27 25
Hopefully
cwells0430 12
Lmfao