Today, I had a first date planned. He texted saying he was sick and couldn't make it. Two hours later, his Twitter account said otherwise. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, the guy I've been looking forward going on a date with had to cancel due to Covid. This wouldn't have been an issue, if I didn't see him later that night posting about him at a bar with another girl. FML
Today, the guy I've been flirting with for a week, and would be meeting in two days, sent me a message that he wouldn't be able to text me this evening because he'll be on a date. FML
Today, I had a first date. We really hit it off and wound up watching movies together and talking late into the night. I ignored a developing migraine all night, then tried to leave hurriedly when it got bad. He stalled me leaving by asking what's wrong. I started vomiting. FML
Today, I dressed up for a date. After waiting for hours, sending countless texts and voice mails to my date, and thinking I'd been stood up, I remembered my date is actually scheduled for tomorrow. FML
Today, I had to cancel plans to go to the movies with the guy I've had a crush on for months due to a sudden case of the flu. This was already rescheduled from yesterday, when I had to cancel due to bad weather (after he had already left home). He thinks that I'm just making excuses not to see him. FML
Today, I went to the restaurant where my date and I were supposed to meet. After half an hour he still hadn't arrived, so I texted him. He replied with a half-hearted apology and said he couldn't come because his cat had fallen asleep on his lap and he didn't want to wake it. FML
Today, I was supposed to go on a date with a guy I really like. My friends convinced me that he was going to stand me up and that I should just stay home to avoid being hurt. He showed up; I didn't. My friends laughed at my gullible nature. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he was going to take me out somewhere special, so I called in sick for work. Turns out he had made reservations for the restaurant I worked at. FML
Today, I went on a first date with the guy I really like. During our dinner, he said he needed to go to the bathroom. You guessed it: he didn't come back. FML
Today, I went on a first date. He got so drunk he forgot what he ordered to eat ten minutes after ordering. He also had to text me later to ask if we kissed, because he couldn’t remember. FML
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Top comments
krushr 3
So...your life is effed because you didn't go on a date with a liar? Am I missing something?
yarbles 3
oh well he was a dick to begin with. be glad you found out now.
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Comments (149)
CronosDage 0
Follow @CronosDage on Twitter. I have 150 followers. **** anti-flood protection...
emjay09 0
what a douche. you can do better.
Carolina_girl222 0
at least u found out that hes a jerk before u got too involved with him
SaturnE_fml 0
You are what you eat.
marylovesyou8D 7
stop being mean...
rwctkd95 0
33# ) y would it happen to u all the time??
jizzmode 0
You probably added this guy on Myspace, found out he was single on Facebook, learned his life story on Tumblr, his sex life on Formspring, oh & you follow him on Twitter & text him. Pretty cute love story, OP
rsxtine 0
lmao!
LeoFML 1
Does "****" have another meaning or are you just a ****?
dunni786 0
sounds like your speaking from experiance?
jizzmode 0
Yeah, totally. Except I'm 15, had one boyfriend, never been kissed or done anything remotely sexual? So, no, I'm not a ****. Sorry.
LeoFML 1
You're still being ignorant enough not to answer my question.
jizzmode 0
It's from **** In My Pants by The Lonely Island.
LeoFML 1
Ohh, I see then. Seems like a lot of people know that song, It has like 50 million views on Youtube. T.T
jizzmode 0
Haha well SNL is probably the best show ever, I'm not surprised.
FuckMyLife195 0
wow... same happened to me he said "my car broke Down" he forgot he added me to facebook so when i logged on his stat was just updated a d said "Woooooooo out getting drunk with the boys" how nice... his car wasn't broken. so FYL
lnull 0
it was just the guy's way of turning the girl down girls do shit like this too oh and obviously his car wasn't broken
cammy_buns 0
*you lied to yourself girlfriend*
EricJ 3
On the bright side, at least you didn't have a date and then wait weeks for him to ask you out, again.