Today, I had a first date planned. He texted saying he was sick and couldn't make it. Two hours later, his Twitter account said otherwise. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, the guy I've been looking forward going on a date with had to cancel due to Covid. This wouldn't have been an issue, if I didn't see him later that night posting about him at a bar with another girl. FML
Today, the guy I've been flirting with for a week, and would be meeting in two days, sent me a message that he wouldn't be able to text me this evening because he'll be on a date. FML
Today, I had a first date. We really hit it off and wound up watching movies together and talking late into the night. I ignored a developing migraine all night, then tried to leave hurriedly when it got bad. He stalled me leaving by asking what's wrong. I started vomiting. FML
Today, I dressed up for a date. After waiting for hours, sending countless texts and voice mails to my date, and thinking I'd been stood up, I remembered my date is actually scheduled for tomorrow. FML
Today, I had to cancel plans to go to the movies with the guy I've had a crush on for months due to a sudden case of the flu. This was already rescheduled from yesterday, when I had to cancel due to bad weather (after he had already left home). He thinks that I'm just making excuses not to see him. FML
Today, I went to the restaurant where my date and I were supposed to meet. After half an hour he still hadn't arrived, so I texted him. He replied with a half-hearted apology and said he couldn't come because his cat had fallen asleep on his lap and he didn't want to wake it. FML
Today, I was supposed to go on a date with a guy I really like. My friends convinced me that he was going to stand me up and that I should just stay home to avoid being hurt. He showed up; I didn't. My friends laughed at my gullible nature. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he was going to take me out somewhere special, so I called in sick for work. Turns out he had made reservations for the restaurant I worked at. FML
Today, I went on a first date with the guy I really like. During our dinner, he said he needed to go to the bathroom. You guessed it: he didn't come back. FML
Today, I went on a first date. He got so drunk he forgot what he ordered to eat ten minutes after ordering. He also had to text me later to ask if we kissed, because he couldn’t remember. FML
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Top comments
krushr 3
So...your life is effed because you didn't go on a date with a liar? Am I missing something?
yarbles 3
oh well he was a dick to begin with. be glad you found out now.
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Comments (149)
ATL_chris 6
ydi for usin twitter
nerdsgetmehot 23
Wow. What a prick. Honestly, I don't think he's worth your tears...
Kristen_Nichole 0
Not only is he a jerk, but he's an idiot. Really, if you're going to be a fricking liar, cover it up a little better.lol
I_have_no_clue 0
94 is cute
Kristen_Nichole 0
Thanks. :)
I_have_no_clue 0
you're very welcome ;)
delanis 0
next time update myspace. not twitter. no1 reads myspace anymore... [: lol
notsofriendly 17
well **** him, better not to have a relationship with that kind of guy anyway!
ivygirl 0
ahwwwe
lnull 0
i smell a stalker
wingfat333 0
Twitter is almost like facebook
aprilsapples 0
haha it made me laugh too
I_have_no_clue 0
6 looks like an emo magician. nice hair