Today, I had a first date planned. He texted saying he was sick and couldn't make it. Two hours later, his Twitter account said otherwise. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, the guy I've been looking forward going on a date with had to cancel due to Covid. This wouldn't have been an issue, if I didn't see him later that night posting about him at a bar with another girl. FML
Today, the guy I've been flirting with for a week, and would be meeting in two days, sent me a message that he wouldn't be able to text me this evening because he'll be on a date. FML
Today, I had a first date. We really hit it off and wound up watching movies together and talking late into the night. I ignored a developing migraine all night, then tried to leave hurriedly when it got bad. He stalled me leaving by asking what's wrong. I started vomiting. FML
Today, I dressed up for a date. After waiting for hours, sending countless texts and voice mails to my date, and thinking I'd been stood up, I remembered my date is actually scheduled for tomorrow. FML
Today, I had to cancel plans to go to the movies with the guy I've had a crush on for months due to a sudden case of the flu. This was already rescheduled from yesterday, when I had to cancel due to bad weather (after he had already left home). He thinks that I'm just making excuses not to see him. FML
Today, I went to the restaurant where my date and I were supposed to meet. After half an hour he still hadn't arrived, so I texted him. He replied with a half-hearted apology and said he couldn't come because his cat had fallen asleep on his lap and he didn't want to wake it. FML
Today, I was supposed to go on a date with a guy I really like. My friends convinced me that he was going to stand me up and that I should just stay home to avoid being hurt. He showed up; I didn't. My friends laughed at my gullible nature. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he was going to take me out somewhere special, so I called in sick for work. Turns out he had made reservations for the restaurant I worked at. FML
Today, I went on a first date with the guy I really like. During our dinner, he said he needed to go to the bathroom. You guessed it: he didn't come back. FML
Today, I went on a first date. He got so drunk he forgot what he ordered to eat ten minutes after ordering. He also had to text me later to ask if we kissed, because he couldn’t remember. FML
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Top comments
krushr 3
So...your life is effed because you didn't go on a date with a liar? Am I missing something?
yarbles 3
oh well he was a dick to begin with. be glad you found out now.
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Comments (149)
imright24 0
So what? It's a first date. It's not like you have anything invested in it. You're just pissed because you're not getting a free dinner.
Barrientos432 5
48 does have a point..
yagurlteeteexoxo 0
so who cares it happens that's life u don't gotta come on fml blobing bout that shit. smfh dumb bitchs u get to c the true side of a man n then u come on fml to f ur life. op u must b retarded. u should thnk God u didn't open up ur legs to that nigga.
yagurlteeteexoxo 0
mayb he got low on cash an didn't wanna take u out not having enough money an was just too embarassed to say so. but y da **** r checking up on the nigga like that? r u a darn stalker? gezz op
meatheadzack 0
that's what u get for creeping on his tweet lol
tygerarmy 35
He saved you the trouble of finding out he was an asshole later. I understand it's exciting havin' a first date but the only reason this should be a fml is if you've done stuff with this person prior to goin' on your first date.
hannah_elizabeth_fml 7
and?
PimpdaddyCJT 13
wow 24 your eye is beutiful
oddball1972 10
stalker before you even go on a first date! good for him it looks like he made the right call
daleftw 0
Hey op you're from my state. are you hot? lol
BuddyChristSays 0
ur ugly/fat too dude