Today, I had a dream that my ex-boyfriend had become a vicious serial killer and was hunting me down because I broke up with him. I don't know what scares me more: the way he hunted me in my sleep, or the fact that it wouldn't surprise me if it actually happened. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had a terrible dream where my boyfriend cheated on me with his ex. I woke up almost crying and called him just to tell him how much he means to me. Turns out my dream gave him that little extra push he needed to confess he's been cheating on me. With his ex. FML
Today, I woke up at 6 a.m. from a nightmare in which my stalker ex was my Uber driver, but I woke up before he killed me. I fell back asleep and woke up after several more people attacked me and I fought them off with pepper spray, and found out more people were looking for me because they got 13 years. FML
Today, my anxiety has been so bad, I have had vivid dreams of my boyfriend of 6 months cheating on me. This is not the first time these dreams have happened, and I know for a fact he is not cheating. My anxiety is going to turn me into the crazy girlfriend from hell. FML
Today, I dreamed that I cheated on my boyfriend. I was so overwhelmed with guilt that I called him while half-asleep to tell him about it and apologize. I'm fully awake now and he doesn't believe it was really a dream. FML
Today, I took a nap, and I had a dream that my ex-girlfriend got back together with me. I woke up in a great mood. When I went back to bed, I dreamed that she broke up with me, again. FML
Today, I woke up with a scream of pain to find the reason I've had so many realistic dreams lately: my boyfriend has been messing with me in my sleep because he thinks my reactions are funny. For instance, when he pinched me today, I experienced a very realistic wasp sting in my dream. FML
Today, I posted a note on Facebook about a weird dream I had about my ex-boyfriend, in which I made out with him, then it turned into a vampires vs. werewolves battle. My ex PMs me and says there's a better chance of a vampires vs. werewolves battle than us ever making out again. FML
Today, I had a nightmare in which my abuser came back into my life… but with gothy makeup. FML
Today, my fiancé had a nightmare and sat bolt upright in bed, claimed he had a nightmare where we were married, then his head hit the pillow and he was asleep again. That was his nightmare. Us being married. FML
Today, I had such a realistic dream that I was about to be hanged by the neck until I was dead. I was dropped through the hole and I felt the noose snap my neck at the exact moment I woke up. I ended up crying in my wife’s arms for a solid five minutes. Now I’m afraid to sleep, maybe forever. FML
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SwagPuppet 3
You better hope that shit doesn't come true!
RabidBunny 10
Your dream was a vision of the future! Now that you know, you must train in martial arts to ensure your safety! Good luck! :D
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Comments (136)
ObsessedWithMe 13
The fact that it wouldn't surprise you should frighten you more...
elephantom12 9
Is your ex-boyfriends name Freddy Krueger?
flutter4 7
If you are that terrified of him, you should look into a protective order.
Keliosan 6
She'd only be able to get one if he in some way threatened her or hurt her before. Dreams aren't enough to get you anything in court unfortunately :(.
derkster 6
Paranoid much?
brittanyxo17 0
Chicken
soccerguy2 11
I think the fact that it wouldn't surprise you if it actually happened. People dream some crazy shit while sleeping, but that's messed up even if there is a slight chance that may happen.
olpally 33
48 hours mystery on FML. Yikes! Lock your doors op just to make sure you're safe.
LadyGore 12
Not if you kill him first! (; Jk don't do that If you are really that frightened I'd suggest talk to people and increasing your safety. Alarm system, roommate, dog exc.
nevershoutkendal_fml 11
It scares me that you would even date someone with a temper like that. File a restraining order. It should bring a little peace of mind.
unknown_user5566 27
With some people, their temper is hidden until they become comfortable with you. My (half) sister's father was like this, and he didn't show his true colors until after he and my mom got married. Restraining order is a definitely a good idea though. It might not hurt to try and get him help for his issues, either.
Michelle_74617 1
Haha that's a turn on ;)
unknown_user5566 27
Totally. The thought of someone brutally killing me just gets me oh-so-excited. Maybe I should go visit death row in a prison, just so I can get my sexual needs fulfilled. I sure hope my sarcasm font is visible enough for you.
olpally 33
It is clear to me 34... I hope 23 is okay. That comment is disturbing. :/
simonsaysYDI 8
23 - Is your name Carol, or.. Cheryl.. or Cristal? That is the only way your comment would be acceptable.
dominic1221 6
Hey Olpally, I know you have a crush on Kyleekay, but have some self-respect and quit pretending you didn't see #23's blatant sarcasm, yeah?
unknown_user5566 27
Lately whenever a guy agrees with me on the comments, someone assumes they're hitting on me, that they have a crush on me, etc. Why is that? You know, just because I'm a female doesn't mean that someone has to be attracted to me to agree with my comments.
KiddNYC1O 22
Because you're purttyyy. =]
olpally 33
68- way to ASSume that.. Wtf is wrong with you people? I'm just making a comment and that was a very poor attempt at sarcasm by #23 if you didn't notice. Trust me, this isn't flirting in the least bit nor do I have a crush on her. Jeez... Just a commentor on FML. Go sit in a corner and take a timeout. Idiot.
dominic1221 6
Lol #70, you don't see him chasing after your shadow every other comment? Kind of like certain girls do with Perdix lately? Huh, okay then.
unknown_user5566 27
76- I honestly don't care enough to keep track of who replies to my comments, so I don't notice if someone is "shadowing" me. It's just a comment section on a funny website- it's not that serious. :)
olpally 33
76- this is like my first or second comment on one of her comments... Not my 50th or 60th and I've hardly ever commented on her comments. I didn't even comment on the comment she wrote above originally in this FML.. I have rarely commented on her comments at all... Idiot. Perhaps you should stop making up shit to start shit? Troll. Glad you see it my way kyleekay. I don't shadow you. I've hardly ever commented on your comments.
KiddNYC1O 22
76- It's a circle! I notice kylee "shadow" perdix's comments but I just stay shut.
perdix 31
#76, I've had people of both genders replying to my comments. I just try to be funny and/or informative in an interesting way, so it's only natural that others want to reply. It doesn't mean they are flirting. If I posted a picture of me looking like Matthew McCona-whatever and said "That sucks," and got all the cute chicks to fawn all over me, you'd have a point. Most people are just making jokes about my jokes.
erinnrose 9
And that's when you come to your senses and break up with him :)
linkinpark98 24
...Have you not read the FML? He is already her EX boyfriend.
tinkrocks98 6
She did already...