Today, I had a bath in the bathroom we are currently renovating. There's a big hole in the middle of the floor. When I got out of the bath, I swung one leg across the gap to get a towel from the rack. I drew back my leg and looked down to see my brother's hot friend staring up at me in horror. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was in the bathroom getting ready to take a shower. I took all of my clothes off, and stepped into the shower facing the knobs. When I turned around, I saw somebody standing in there with me. Apparently, my little brother and his friend were playing hide and seek, and I found his friend. FML
Today, my 2-year-old sister walked in on me while I was showering. She began to splash around in the toilet, and as I hastily jumped out to stop her, my brother and his friend got a good look as they walked past the room. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, when I needed the loo. The door was ajar, so I walked into his bathroom, sat down, and started to pee. I then looked up to see the shocked face of his dad sitting naked in the bath. FML
Today, I was home alone, and decided to do some naked cleaning just because I could. After half an hour of liberating nakie-dusting, I turn around to see my boyfriend and his best friend gaping at me open mouthed. His older brother however gave a creepy smile and the thumbs up. FML
Today, I walked into my room in only a towel. I walked in front of my brother to get to my computer. He said, "My webcam is on." I replied smartly by screaming, hugging the towel tightly to me, turning, and running straight into the glass door, dropping the towel. His friends saw and laughed. FML
Today, I was using the bathroom and checking Facebook on my phone. As I'm checking my newsfeed, I noticed a new photo upload by my brother. I guess I forgot to properly shut the door to the bathroom, because it's me on the toilet. FML
Today, after taking a refreshing shower, I found out that due to a newly-built platform, people in the apartment underneath can see right into my bedroom. While I was standing there completely naked, some guy smiled at me. FML
Today, I woke up because of a weird noise. Scared, I turned on my bedside lamp. I saw my older, 17-year-old brother peeing in my bedroom doorway. He was hoping I'd step in it in the morning. FML
Today, I was taking a shower, facing away from the faucet, when I dropped the soap. When I bent over to pick up the soap, my sister flushed a toilet in the next room, causing hot water to scorch my anus. I got made my shower's bitch, FML
Today, while looking at a house to buy, I opened a bathroom door. There was a naked man on the toilet. FML
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Bigblackbunny 2
He probably liked it, but didn't want you to know he liked it, so he put on a fake horror face. Well, that is unless he is a guy, and you are a guy. Then even I would be in horror.
WFMS 0
why would you take a bath with a hole in the floor and someone else in your house. Come on use your common sense.
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WFMS 0
why would you take a bath with a hole in the floor and someone else in your house. Come on use your common sense.
rising_sun 0
Yeah, seriously. When you walked into the bathroom, did it ever occur to you that um YOU CAN BE SEEN FROM DOWNSTAIRS THROUGH THE LARGE HOLE IN THE GROUND AND YOU'RE IN A BATHROOM AND IT'S JUST THE NORM TO BE NAKED IN THE BATHROOM? Jeez. You definitely deserved it for being so stupid.
organismal 0
hey nitwit, did you realize that the comment above you was saying that it's normal to be naked
eastmanwolf 0
Seriously, or at least put a towel over the hole?!
chlorinator 0
I agree that it was kind of stupid to take a bath in a bathroom that is not fully in tact. However, if this girl had to step across the hole to get a towel, I doubt she had a towel available to cover the hole first...
theluckygirl28 8
WIN!!
Templemind47 0
Maybe she has none
Lucky19 0
Putting a towel over the hole would probably lead to someone stepping on it. It seems like a clever idea, but only in theory. FYL, the guy shouldn't really have been looking up in the first place.
countrygirrl95 0
did you ever think they had one bathroom and she had to take a shower to go somewhere??
KissTheAngel 3
it's not ALWAYS a good thing to put a towel over the hole.... I fell through...
elaineonthebrain 0
oh my god...worst luck ever. i sympathize.
Kite_1 0
Wait...a big hole in the middle of the floor? And you took a bath. Niiiice.
aback 5
Sorry about your luck. Next time, cover the gap with a piece of cardboard or something.
Bryan_Z 0
did you have a nice, full bush?
starlalove 0
It's gonna be more embarrasing when he tells your brother. FYL :( Sorry!
elara15 0
Maybe it was the only bathroom and she didn't have any other option. Who the **** cares?
Dabookofnothing 0
she shouldve waited till he left seriously
mandark 9
with this comment, it could easily be linked to the "teenytiny underwear and neglected bikini line" fml. :D
elara15 0
Maybe he came over while she was in the bath. Jesus Christ, don't be so judgmental when none of us had the real details. Are you the sort of person who pesters a rape victim just to find out if she "asked for it"?
samgo27 0
ummm... look at the OP's name and tell me again she's innocent.
armageddillo 0
All I'm thinking is, while naked why swing your leg over a gaping hole in the floor if there's a room below?I'd move around the hole while dripping, or hop it quickly or idk, bring a towel closer before-hand. What happened is equivalent to standing naked next to an open window and being embarrassed because you were seen. That a YDI right there, my condolences.
mohomonopoly 0
Okay, no. HE'S the one who should be embarrassed!! peepin on an innocent girl like you!!
Darkon 0
Innocent...yeah. Most likely she did it full realising what could happen.
mehwhateverr 0
No, but she could have easily walked AROUND the hole.
littlejacks4 0
and maybe the hole was too big to be able to go AROUND it.
theluckygirl28 8
and she doesn't have any friends/other family members to take a bath by..?
shananigans 0
In that case, she probably should have brought the towel WITH her and hung it over the shower rod. If you have a hole in the floor, above another room, and you live with other people, I would think your first thought would be "There MIGHT be people in the room below me who will be able to see everything as I step over this gaping hole."
seb12992 0
YDI, you should have thought about the fact that the big hole in your floor gave people a nice view of the bush you had growing.
Kylias 6
Yes, but should she sit on the other side of the hole and drip dry?
k_cool 0
maybe she didn't know he was over..