Today, I guess my son's balls dropped. I've caught him humping his sister's Selena Gomez posters several times today. For god's sake. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I walked in on my teenage son passionately making out with one of his sister's Barbie dolls. FML
Today, I walked in on my 14-year-old son apparently practicing his oral sex skills on the crotch of one of his sister's Barbie dolls. FML
Today, my five year old son decided to move all my stuffed animals I have around the house, into sex positions and massive orgies. What have I been teaching my son lately? FML
Today, I went to my daughter's room with clean laundry. I found her lying on her bed with a hand down her pants, totally zoned out and staring blankly at the Justin Bieber poster on her wall. FML
Today, I discovered that my 20-year-old son has been using my bras for his jerk-off sessions. FML
Today, I walked in on my son teabagging his sister over a video game. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend staring at my sister through the doorway while we were having sex. FML
Today, I found my son's porn. I would sit him down for a talk, but the genres were so disturbing that I'm afraid to even ask about it. FML
Today, I was woken up to the crushing of my balls after my 5-year-old son thought it would be the best way to wake me up. FML
Today, my son shaved his eyebrows. Two days ago, I caught my 10-year-old daughter watching porn. I'm totally winning at parenting. FML
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Dylbro 18
I guess he cant keep his hands to himself.
Tripartita 45
Your son is humping… a flat poster? Relax, OP, relationships that lack such depth tend to end pretty quickly.
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Comments (60)
vOIDmASS 13
look ma! no hands!
succafucus 2
You are from West Virginia... You're lucky he wasn't humping his sister, or the dog!
rinbooty 5
You should have said "For ***** sake" instead.
james0611 5
Dude shes not even that hot