Today, I got woken up by Hallelujah blasting outside my apartment windows for 30 minutes straight. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Praise the Lord
Today, at 7am on a Saturday, my next door neighbor set up a preacher guy with a mic and large speaker. It's 2pm, and I can still hear him screaming about Jesus through my foam insulated walls and $300 noise canceling headphones. I can't sleep, and I'm injured so I can't leave home. That's my Shabbat ruined! FML
Noise Annoys
Today, I'm dead on my feet. My flatmate's alarm went off for 20 minutes at 5 a.m., which I heard and he didn't. A car alarm went off outside my window for half an hour at 7 a.m. My building fire alarm went off twice, at 8 and 8:10 a.m. Just let me sleep. FML
Today, I was blaring the radio to drown out the sound of the kids in the apartment upstairs. They then started jumping in time with the music. FML
Today, I have a cold, and was stuck sleeping in bed. My roommate decided to wake me up by sticking headphones in my ears and playing heavy metal on full volume. This is the third time this week. FML
Today, just like every other day, I was woken up 2 hours earlier than I needed to be, by the alarm belonging to my upstairs neighbors. They won't wake up until their real alarm goes off: me, pounding the walls and yelling in frustration. FML
Make it stop
Today, I had finally gotten my dogs to quiet down and my baby to fall asleep. Not thirty seconds later, my neighbor's car alarm went off. They aren't home for the weekend, and the damn alarm has now been blaring for three hours. FML
Today, I was woken up at 6am to the sound of my mother on the back deck of the house hooting like an owl. FML
Today, I was awakened, in the middle of the night, by the sound of crying coming from outside. There's a mile in between houses where I live. FML
Lost in music
Today, I wore noise-canceling headphones while cleaning my apartment. Apparently I'd been singing at the top of my lungs for nearly an hour, because my neighbor knocked on my door just to ask if everything was OK. FML
Boom boom boom
Today, I finally had some alone time to relax and watch a movie. As soon as I pressed play, my neighbor started blasting their music so loud I could feel the bass in my chest. I tried calling the landlord, but they didn't answer. I ended up watching the movie with subtitles while listening to my neighbor's music. FML
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ladyluck82 9
I'm in Orlando and the only thing I hear blasting out my window are fireworks from Disney/Universal or British accents! lol
perdix 31
Why couldn't you Handel that?
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ThatGuyWithHair 0
Quit whining you pussy.
WannabeJew 0
Actually, this totally depends. Handel/Cohen/Buckley/John Cale/Rufus Wainwright? I mean, those versions make me love life. They're amazing. Granted, Cohen has ten million different verses and other artists pick and choose (John Cale and Jeff Buckley chose the best ones). I'd prefer waking up to those than the guys in the business below running a printing press. Anything else...eh. Not a YDI, more of a FYL.
BonJovi821 3
You forgot the Bon Jovi version.
glompable 19
Something like this has happened to me before... Except instead of 30 minutes, it was on and off from midnight to five in the morning. And instead of the song playing, this guy was singing it really badly... FML.
RPattzs_gurl 0
did you see a light and angels coming in through the window too? XP lol
catscratched 0
i guess they chose that song just so no one could scream shut the hell up
takemytrollz 0
YDI for simply calling it "Hallelujah" instead of the Hallelujah Chorus from Handel's "Messiah."
rawker617 0
This morning I blasted Hallelujah by Jeff Buckley out of my window for 30 minutes. MLIA.
ymmot_45 0
******* good song probibly my falt
iloveliz 0
omg this happened to me too xcept it was my mom in my own house :/
fierystage 8
If it is Handel you're talking about, my old orthodontist used to play either that or Kool & The Gang's "Celebration" whenever someone got their braces off. It would really piss me off to hear that right as I was getting new wires put in or something equally painful. :(