Today, I got woken up by Hallelujah blasting outside my apartment windows for 30 minutes straight. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Praise the Lord
Today, at 7am on a Saturday, my next door neighbor set up a preacher guy with a mic and large speaker. It's 2pm, and I can still hear him screaming about Jesus through my foam insulated walls and $300 noise canceling headphones. I can't sleep, and I'm injured so I can't leave home. That's my Shabbat ruined! FML
Noise Annoys
Today, I'm dead on my feet. My flatmate's alarm went off for 20 minutes at 5 a.m., which I heard and he didn't. A car alarm went off outside my window for half an hour at 7 a.m. My building fire alarm went off twice, at 8 and 8:10 a.m. Just let me sleep. FML
Today, I was blaring the radio to drown out the sound of the kids in the apartment upstairs. They then started jumping in time with the music. FML
Today, I have a cold, and was stuck sleeping in bed. My roommate decided to wake me up by sticking headphones in my ears and playing heavy metal on full volume. This is the third time this week. FML
Today, just like every other day, I was woken up 2 hours earlier than I needed to be, by the alarm belonging to my upstairs neighbors. They won't wake up until their real alarm goes off: me, pounding the walls and yelling in frustration. FML
Make it stop
Today, I had finally gotten my dogs to quiet down and my baby to fall asleep. Not thirty seconds later, my neighbor's car alarm went off. They aren't home for the weekend, and the damn alarm has now been blaring for three hours. FML
Today, I was woken up at 6am to the sound of my mother on the back deck of the house hooting like an owl. FML
Today, I was awakened, in the middle of the night, by the sound of crying coming from outside. There's a mile in between houses where I live. FML
Lost in music
Today, I wore noise-canceling headphones while cleaning my apartment. Apparently I'd been singing at the top of my lungs for nearly an hour, because my neighbor knocked on my door just to ask if everything was OK. FML
Boom boom boom
Today, I finally had some alone time to relax and watch a movie. As soon as I pressed play, my neighbor started blasting their music so loud I could feel the bass in my chest. I tried calling the landlord, but they didn't answer. I ended up watching the movie with subtitles while listening to my neighbor's music. FML
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ladyluck82 9
I'm in Orlando and the only thing I hear blasting out my window are fireworks from Disney/Universal or British accents! lol
perdix 31
Why couldn't you Handel that?
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Comments (130)
MoreThan1lol 0
youshould bast metal music back at 60
Darcus 0
What the hell r people talking about. WTF is hallegfsiugrtsh. How is it possible that any fucktart could listen to any song 30 minutes straight
Chocolate_Chunk 2
where's the problem? if it was legal at that time to have loud music blaring, put some black metal stuff on. If it's too soon so that would've been illegal, call the cops on that guy.
Fall3nAngel 23
Not Paramore's song I'm guessing?
BrennensMommy 5
That's where my mind went first, and all I could think was that wouldn't bother me so much! Lol
angel55033 12
did you see the light? lol
TeAmo97 0
by paramore or from shrek?
MothsWings 4
By Rufus Wainwright, or the Hallelujah chorus from Messiah?
Carlie_McCartney 1
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE!!!
BrennensMommy 5
Haha! The first song that came to my mind was the song by paramore with the same name...... Sucks it was church music!
iBiteRoses 22
I thought it was Paramore too... ^^;
Carlie_McCartney 1
I don't think I'd mind that...as long as it's the Rufus Wainwright and not the original (Leonard Cohen) version, that'd be fine! (: