Today, I got to see a waterfall up close. Too bad it was in my bedroom. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I found out that the peaceful rain I'd been listening to all night was really a broken water-main flooding my entire yard. FML
Soaked
Today, I came home to my bed and most of my room soaking wet. This morning, my mom thought it would be "smart" to warm up my room by opening the skylight above my bed. There were heavy showers all day today. FML
WHO ARE YOU?
Today, I was on the toilet and jumped when I saw a face at the window. It was my own reflection. FML
Today, after having a pretty rough day, I decided a nice, hot shower would be great. Ten minutes in, the shower head apparently couldn't take the water pressure anymore, and it flew off and hit me in the face. FML
Drip drip drip
Today, I was staying at my boyfriend's house for the first time. It's a small, old cottage in the countryside. I went up for a shower and didn't realise that the plug hole was blocked. Before I knew it, the bathroom floor was completely flooded and the ceiling below was dripping. FML
Today, the rain was pouring really hard outside. I found this out when it started raining on me at 4 am inside my dorm room. Thanks college. FML
Today, I was sitting on my balcony reading a book. My upstairs neighbors thought that would be a good time to water their flowers. I'm now drenched in water, as is my book. FML
Boundaries
Today, I woke up to my step-mother taking a shower in my bathroom. Of course, this would be fine, if my bathroom wasn't connected to my room and closet, or that I live in an apartment in their back yard, built before she moved in. FML
Heavenly Shower
Today, I discovered that the stream of water that periodically falls onto the ground outside my apartment window isn't actually water. The guy above me regularly pees out of his window onto his balcony. FML
Titanic
Today, I woke up to a flooded apartment. Apparently, the upstairs neighbor's bathtub had overflowed and water was pouring through my ceiling. My landlord said he couldn't do anything until the water stopped, so I spent the morning frantically trying to mop up the water while feeling completely helpless. FML
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Soloman212 28
Location, location, location... (Bet the landlord didn't mention that in the brochure!)
zingline89 18
First time going down on your girlfriend? Giggity.
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xattitudegurlx 13
I bet its easy to sleep, nothing like going to sleep listening to a waterfall.
TarieBoo 2
the sound of water would make me pee in bed every night._.
Neligee 9
:| hey at least now you can say "I've onced had a waterfall at home ."
spottyblanket 8
We wish for pics op
AKGirlinSD 20
Agreed! For all we know, it could be a tiny leak that was dramatized for this FML! jk lol.
suckmylife669 0
Pool party anyone?
HeyMondayAddict 4
How romantic :)
42istheanswer 27
33- there is only one answer you really need. It is the answer to life, the universe and Everything else. ...42!!!!!
Lulblast 4
Congratulations on the nice waterfront view, fellow broseph.
Kbearlove23 0
Hope u dont have to use the restroom (:
10121995 0
Should've explained how...?
pavlovaaLOVE 7
Well that would just take the fun out of all the assumptions of how it happened! Use a bit of imagination !
LuckyLynx7732 5
I've had that happen before. My upstairs neighbor installed their air conditioner wrong and made it so a huge chuck of wet ceiling landed on my bed. Luckly I wasn't in it at the time.
Mademoiselle_fml 34
wtf o.o well whatever it is that caused that, fyl D: