Today, I got to my human anatomy class with a hickey on my neck. Since I sit in the front row, my professor noticed and decided to call me to the front. He then started talking about ruptured blood vessels and hickeys, all while as I served as the subject. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my professor called me out in the middle of a lecture to ask why I was bleeding. I then had to explain to him, in front of around one hundred of my fellow classmates, that my largest zit had burst. FML
Today, my boss berated me in front of 2 other coworkers about how unprofessional it was for me to show up to work with a clearly visible hickey. I had to explain to him that my "hickey" was actually a huge pimple that had bruised up after I popped it. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me a hickey. On my forehead. FML
Today, I had to leave class early due to a profusely bleeding pimple on my forehead. FML
Today, it was my last day at school before I graduate next week. Ten minutes into lunch break, I was brutally nailed in the neck by a football. Now, not only do I look like I was given a hickey by the Jolly Green Giant himself, I have to wear a neck brace at my graduation ceremony. FML
Today, at school, I was scheduled to give a presentation to my class. As I arrived, my teacher said to me, "You're bleeding from the 120th pimple on your left cheek." FML
Today, I woke up to a bloody nose. Instead of rushing to the bathroom, I creatively dripped the blood over a knife for photography class because the assignment was to show emotion. So many of the students and faculty were disturbed that I'm now forced to talk to the school psychologist. FML
Today, I saw my girlfriend for the first time in weeks. She had a hickey. FML
Today, one of my idiot classmates decided it was a good idea to throw his water bottle across the room to his friend. Unfortunately, I was sitting in front of his friend. I now have a very noticeable bruise and bump near my temple along with a headache. Everybody laughed at me. Even the teacher. FML
Today, I had the misfortune of getting my period during another exam. And yes, the male professor also noticed this time. FML
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Top comments
rareasspepe 5
Could have been worse... You could have had a raging boner.
MCFX2 10
At least you learned something.
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Comments (74)
HollyQuinn 21
Good on ya for gettin' some, OP!
dman798 18
At least you weren't modeling anything else
smoothies14 32
Someone told me you can put wax paper over it and stroke a comb over the wax paper to make it go away or lessen it if it's large. If I was sitting in the class, I would've been more interested in what the teacher was saying than how OP got it. We're adults. People fool around and they have sex. It's no big deal.
NYGiants1925 22
That does sound a bit embarrassing, but mostly funny. Not a big deal at all.
darkaxx 9
If this is humiliating you shouldn't get one.
o76923 8
If you are in college, that's probably against your school's harassment policy. Generally speaking, the harassment training a professor is required to go through includes instructions on not drawing attention to sex acts like that without first talking to the student first.
kendalbear 16
It's not if its used to teach something.
tiredofwaiting 25
He should be reported.
PVXCRunner15 12
Looks like that class, sucked.
9a_1z 12
Just imagine what he'd do if you were on your period and had some leakage, I reckon you got off lightly!
MassiDelta 28
Doesn't matter had sex