Today, I got to my human anatomy class with a hickey on my neck. Since I sit in the front row, my professor noticed and decided to call me to the front. He then started talking about ruptured blood vessels and hickeys, all while as I served as the subject. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my professor called me out in the middle of a lecture to ask why I was bleeding. I then had to explain to him, in front of around one hundred of my fellow classmates, that my largest zit had burst. FML
Today, my boss berated me in front of 2 other coworkers about how unprofessional it was for me to show up to work with a clearly visible hickey. I had to explain to him that my "hickey" was actually a huge pimple that had bruised up after I popped it. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me a hickey. On my forehead. FML
Today, I had to leave class early due to a profusely bleeding pimple on my forehead. FML
Today, it was my last day at school before I graduate next week. Ten minutes into lunch break, I was brutally nailed in the neck by a football. Now, not only do I look like I was given a hickey by the Jolly Green Giant himself, I have to wear a neck brace at my graduation ceremony. FML
Today, at school, I was scheduled to give a presentation to my class. As I arrived, my teacher said to me, "You're bleeding from the 120th pimple on your left cheek." FML
Today, I woke up to a bloody nose. Instead of rushing to the bathroom, I creatively dripped the blood over a knife for photography class because the assignment was to show emotion. So many of the students and faculty were disturbed that I'm now forced to talk to the school psychologist. FML
Today, I saw my girlfriend for the first time in weeks. She had a hickey. FML
Today, one of my idiot classmates decided it was a good idea to throw his water bottle across the room to his friend. Unfortunately, I was sitting in front of his friend. I now have a very noticeable bruise and bump near my temple along with a headache. Everybody laughed at me. Even the teacher. FML
Today, I had the misfortune of getting my period during another exam. And yes, the male professor also noticed this time. FML
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Top comments
rareasspepe 5
Could have been worse... You could have had a raging boner.
MCFX2 10
At least you learned something.
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Comments (74)
lazrguideddonut 3
I think by college, Hickeys aren't really something to be embarrassed about. Somebody sucked on my neck and I liked it. Who cares? I hope nobody.
Tripartita 45
Well, at least your partner has moved on from chin-hickeys, OP.
Calingaladha 21
That might leave a mark on your memory of the class.
buckdharma 38
You should get extra credit for being the hickey ****.
david66_fml 20
While that probably was embarrassing, it's also hilarious. Atleast your professor has a sense of humor!
Redgy22 26
Hey, if you don't want people to see or comment on them: A) cover them up or B) dont get them. Your instructor sounds like a riot. And since it's Nov., classes didn't just start, I'm sure you had some idea of his personality. YDI
corky1992 33
It's one thing to have it pointed out by someone, but it's another to have your professor humiliate you in front of the entire class. It is inappropriate and unprofessional on the teachers part.
ThrottleJockey 36
If you think that's bad, the real working world is going to be very difficult for you. Prepare to be perpetually offended.
Redgy22 26
If your embarrassed about having hickies, then again I say don't get them. If you get worked up & offended by such a stupid thing, then good luck with life. Learn to roll with things.
9a_1z 12
If OP wasn't bothered enough to cover it with a scarf or concealer, which is the least most people do (unless they didn't realise it was there) then if I was their professor I'd assume it was fair game for a teaching opportunity! It's not like he shoved them down the corridors saying 'SHAME'.
corky1992 33
I never once said I was offended. I am smart enough to not get them, or at least in visible places. When you have a job it's kind of unprofessional to have them. Yes they should have attempted to cover it up but I still think it was unprofessional on the professors part too.
RinoaHeartilly 36
That seems pretty inappropriate.
corky1992 33
Well that's embarrassing lol. I'm sorry.
whatunicorn 17
I'm sorry but hickeys to me are super disrespectful, because I have to work and go to school and live my life, and it just sets your professionalism way down. So YDI IMO you obviously didn't care to hide it so don't complain that you got called out on it.
kendalbear 16
You obviously don't understand the definition of the word disrespectful.
makkarari 18
You teacher sounds pretty awesome to me. I had a teacher like that when I was in school, one that would use unprepared people as examples, and it was the funnest class I had! Those are the kind of teachers who know how to make a class fun and interesting:)
pasupathymuthu 16
They are making it fun at the expense of someone else. There are better ways to make a class interesting.
Redgy22 26
Sounds like a GREAT class! People are uptight & worry about every little thing. If it bothers people so much, then don't give'em a reason to point out your stupidity. Most people (adults) can laugh it off & learn from it.