Today, I got rear-ended at a stop sign on a seldom used road in my neighborhood. As I open my car door to trade insurance information with the guy, he backs up a little and speeds away, taking my car door with him. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got rear ended. The guy flashed his lights at me to pull over, so I pulled into the side of the road. He drove away. FML
Today, I decided to be a good driver and not run through the yellow light. As soon as I stopped my car another came and rear-ended me. The guy told me to go in the parking lot so we can exchange information. So I drove into the parking lot, I turned my head and watched him drive away. FML
Today, I was stopped in traffic when a woman rear-ended me, backed up, and sped off along the shoulder, taking my passenger side mirror with her. FML
Today, while at a stop light, I was rear-ended by a car behind me. The guy got angry at me, because according to him, I should've known that his car has poor braking distance, and so I should've moved forward a few more feet to compensate. FML
Today, I was driving home from work and noticed the car behind me was tailgating me pretty badly. I was starting to get angry with the driver, and kept glancing in my rear view mirror at him. While I was doing so, the traffic ahead of me stopped, and I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
Today, a car backed into mine. I thought that was pretty bad, until another car backed into me right after I'd finished taking the first guy's info. FML
Today, I was driving home when a guy crashed into me from behind. I got out of my car and told him that I was going to call the cops. He then asked me if we could move to a corner because we were blocking the way, so we then got back in to move. I looked in the mirror to see him driving off. FML
Today, I went to my insurance company to deal with some paperwork. One of their employees backed into my car before I made it into the building. FML
Today, while driving to work, some asshole stopped sharply on the 60 mph highway because he almost hit the car in front of him. Even with maintaining my distance, and slamming on the brakes, I still ruined the front end of my car on his dented bumper. I haven't even had the car for a year, and I'm still the one at fault. FML
Today, I was driving around a parking lot, looking for an empty spot. Someone was backing out a bit too quickly as I was about to pass by, so I honked to announce myself. The driver instead panicked and reversed into my front bumper. FML
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Top comments
gazerock123 0
Should have chased him down the road! I hope you got his plate number. BTW #1 you fail at counting. FYL
blastvortex 4
What a bastard. I hope that you got the license down. The funniest part is that if you can track him down, he not only gets written up for a hit-and-run and a moving violation, but for reckless endangerment. It'd be hard to disprove that kind of damage to his own car; even if repaired, the repair shop would have records. If you can track him down, karma owns. He screwed himself. What a dumbass...
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Comments (49)
janise 2
I don't see how the OP deserves it if she didn't get the license plate number. The jerk could have sped off before she had the chance to memorize the number.
xenomorph 0
If the OP's vision was good enough (or corrected enough), she should have been able to memorize the number.
begeru 0
Even if you have good vision, it doesn't mean you have a flawless memory. Most license plate numbers are 7 symbols long. If it was a custom plate, then it would be really easy, but if it was like AAG7823, how could you memorize that in 2 seconds while your mind is completely stunned?
energyphuck 0
life comes at you fast....
Judizzy 0
You should've gotten his license plate number lol.
dudeitsdanny 10
People who don't wanna pay for the damage themselves? People who follow the law? Lots of people
rafaelaugusto94 0
rolf... lol... lmao!
kinkolicious 0
hope you got his license plate =(
xpxp2002 4
WIN!
talkalot_360 1
THAT SUX!! and wtf to all the ppl who said she broke the law...she said she STOPED at the STOP sign. in my opinion thats the opposite of illegal
grooglius 0
how does he get ur car door (on the side) when he REAR ended you?
kaylapple 1
did you get his license plate?