Today, I got rear-ended at a stop sign on a seldom used road in my neighborhood. As I open my car door to trade insurance information with the guy, he backs up a little and speeds away, taking my car door with him. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got rear ended. The guy flashed his lights at me to pull over, so I pulled into the side of the road. He drove away. FML
Today, I decided to be a good driver and not run through the yellow light. As soon as I stopped my car another came and rear-ended me. The guy told me to go in the parking lot so we can exchange information. So I drove into the parking lot, I turned my head and watched him drive away. FML
Today, I was stopped in traffic when a woman rear-ended me, backed up, and sped off along the shoulder, taking my passenger side mirror with her. FML
Today, while at a stop light, I was rear-ended by a car behind me. The guy got angry at me, because according to him, I should've known that his car has poor braking distance, and so I should've moved forward a few more feet to compensate. FML
Today, I was driving home from work and noticed the car behind me was tailgating me pretty badly. I was starting to get angry with the driver, and kept glancing in my rear view mirror at him. While I was doing so, the traffic ahead of me stopped, and I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
Today, a car backed into mine. I thought that was pretty bad, until another car backed into me right after I'd finished taking the first guy's info. FML
Today, I was driving home when a guy crashed into me from behind. I got out of my car and told him that I was going to call the cops. He then asked me if we could move to a corner because we were blocking the way, so we then got back in to move. I looked in the mirror to see him driving off. FML
Today, I went to my insurance company to deal with some paperwork. One of their employees backed into my car before I made it into the building. FML
Today, while driving to work, some asshole stopped sharply on the 60 mph highway because he almost hit the car in front of him. Even with maintaining my distance, and slamming on the brakes, I still ruined the front end of my car on his dented bumper. I haven't even had the car for a year, and I'm still the one at fault. FML
Today, I was driving around a parking lot, looking for an empty spot. Someone was backing out a bit too quickly as I was about to pass by, so I honked to announce myself. The driver instead panicked and reversed into my front bumper. FML
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Top comments
gazerock123 0
Should have chased him down the road! I hope you got his plate number. BTW #1 you fail at counting. FYL
blastvortex 4
What a bastard. I hope that you got the license down. The funniest part is that if you can track him down, he not only gets written up for a hit-and-run and a moving violation, but for reckless endangerment. It'd be hard to disprove that kind of damage to his own car; even if repaired, the repair shop would have records. If you can track him down, karma owns. He screwed himself. What a dumbass...
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Comments (49)
Narzhul 0
It's time for you to learn that in cases like this, if someone hits your car and runs, you go hit them back.
dessaye 19
"taking my car door with him" LOL, that's just hilarious xD
BeeSkwaird 0
If the OP's car door wasn't involved in the collision (says OP was rear-ended), how did the hit-and-run dude end up with the door??
TryAgain82 0
Like the post CLEARLY says, he opened his door to trade insurance information and then the car drove around him to flee, and ran into the car door he opened.
iEnvade 2
Wouldn't OP have been somewhat in the way of the car door? I can't imagine a scenario where they get out of the car and are NOT hit by the other car when it takes off... Maybe OP just has really fast reflexes.
oliv34 11
this is some A detective shit
cr4ckb0n3f4n 0
you did remember the license plate, didn't you?
Angel91_fml 0
If he gets the licence plate (or even the number of it), expect a post on MLIA.
Saluton 18
FYL and you shouldn't call him "guy". You should call him "shit".
Vaetrus 0
lol. Hope you got the plate. You probably couldn't chase after the other driver without a door and leave the scene.
Cristaderzi 0
I agree such a person deserves nothing but bad names lol We'll call the perps ***** from this moment forward!!!!
aquarius6 0
close the door!
TachyonParadox 0
If you were hit from behind how did he back up hit your door? He was BEHIND you... I must say BULLSHIT!
lifeinhd 3
Idiot. He backed up *a little* and drove forward around the left side of the OP's car, smashing into the door the OP had just opened in order to get out of his car to trade insurance information with the guy who had rear-ended him. I hope that's clear enough for you.
alexandraa_fml 0
Gahhh that sucks big you know what! I got rear-ended the other day.. I got a crushed backside while his POS car was totaled. His report to the police read, "I hit 'em" bahahaha, idiot.
TheTruth1428 0
FYL for what happened, but if you didn't get his info down and left then YDI. He'll have to pay for all the damage as well as the tickets he'll get for leaving and you'll get your car fixed right up at no cost to you.
magicsparrow 0
The OP does NOT deserve it. In that kind of situation, sometimes you're in shock -- mostly that the person up and decides to speed off, and in the OP's case, with the car door! Additionally, even if the perp is found, he might not have insurance; in which case, the OP has to foot the bill. Garnishment of wages is possible, but only if he has a job.