Today, I got pulled over for speeding. I started fixing my hair and unbuttoning a couple of buttons on my shirt, hoping the policeman would let me off with a warning. When he got to the car, he rolled his eyes and muttered something under his breath. I saw him walk back to the cop car gagging. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got pulled over for speeding. I tried to make a joke to ease the tension and said, "I’m just trying to keep up with the traffic!" The officer looked around at the empty road and said, "What traffic? Are you under the influence? HANDS ON THE WHEEL!" It went downhill from there. FML
Today, I got pulled over for speeding. After the cop asked for my license, he started laughing when he saw my picture. FML
Today, I got pulled over by a state trooper for speeding. When he saw I had something in my pocket, he began to ask if it was a weapon. After arguing for a few minutes I was put in handcuffs. I was too embarrassed to pull the tampon out my pocket. FML
Today, I was pulled over for speeding. The officer was nice and let me off with just a warning. That is, until my dipshit brother yelled "Fucking pig!" out the window as the officer walked back to his car. FML
Today, I was pulled over by a motorcycle cop for speeding in a 25 MPH zone. As the cop was walking towards my car, I flicked my cigarette butt out of my window. So, the cop did me the pleasure of writing me two tickets instead of one. FML
Today, I got pulled over by a cop. Since my window wasn't working, I opened the door, causing him to run towards me with a drawn gun. He then had a go at me with his night stick. After realizing my window was broken, he laughed and let me off with a warning. FML
Today, a policeman pulled me over and proceeded to flirt with me. After I had rejected him, he gave me a ticket for "not paying attention to the road". FML
Today, while driving I saw a police car riding along next to me. Thinking about the news recently, I decided to give him a quick thumbs up and a smile to lighten up his day. He looks back, smiles, flips on his siren, and pulls me over for not paying attention to the road. FML
Today, I was smoking while driving. A cop pulled me over and asked if I knew what I did wrong. I thought he could smell the tobacco, so I decided to just admit it. As it turns out, I was going well over the speed limit. FML
Today, I got pulled over for speeding and got a $200 ticket. After I pulled away, I decided to warn the next car about the cop up ahead by flashing my headlights. The next car was another cop. He didn't appreciate my "help". FML
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Top comments
mewzik 0
YDI did he give you a ticket or was he too busy gagging?
ramdoodle45 0
well if he was gagging, i bet you're one of those girls who's really ugly but acts bitchy like she's hot. but on the bright side, this isn't really FML because your ugliness gave him nausea so you didn't get a ticket so congrats, YDI.
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fmlfmlfml15 0
I stopped reading after i saw "I started fixing my hair and unbuttoning a couple of buttons on my shirt" and gave you an automatic YDI.
c0okie_ 0
#17.. do you think you're hot shit? everyone gets a warning for speeding the first time. unless it's reckless driving.
brittimes2 0
i've gotten pulled over before, ass. i've gotten off twice in two weeks. and i am hot shit :)
brutal_banger 10
if you were hot you wouldn't do a profile picture and change the coloring
rndg 0
Breaking the law and getting away with it is nothing to be proud of.
ikilledaman 9
Look out, we have an apparent Dat Ass over here
blueballs1988 9
Damn lol
Guy1009 15
Don't call yourself hot shit. You sound like a pretentious bitch.
c0okie_ 0
your face Is clearly BUSTED. and you should try following the speed limit. for other peoples sake.
Tsukasa_fml 0
Maybe your car just smells really bad.
kailarahne 19
Hahaha aw let us hope that's the problem here
18925969 0
#22 - yes also **** you
SilentGround 0
he should have given you a ticket for being stupid.
c0okie_ 0
britt your face is clearly busted.
qwertyuiop8989 0
You must be some ugly fat chick that think you're hot shit when in reality you're just a hot mess....Get over yourself and get hotter.
beany212 0
Don't trust a hoe. Never trust a hoe. DO THE HELLEN KELLER AND TALK WITH YOUR HIPS. I hope you go to jail.
joce445 0
Ahaha!! This made my day.