Today, I got pulled over for speeding. I started fixing my hair and unbuttoning a couple of buttons on my shirt, hoping the policeman would let me off with a warning. When he got to the car, he rolled his eyes and muttered something under his breath. I saw him walk back to the cop car gagging. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got pulled over for speeding. I tried to make a joke to ease the tension and said, "I’m just trying to keep up with the traffic!" The officer looked around at the empty road and said, "What traffic? Are you under the influence? HANDS ON THE WHEEL!" It went downhill from there. FML
Today, I got pulled over for speeding. After the cop asked for my license, he started laughing when he saw my picture. FML
Today, I got pulled over by a state trooper for speeding. When he saw I had something in my pocket, he began to ask if it was a weapon. After arguing for a few minutes I was put in handcuffs. I was too embarrassed to pull the tampon out my pocket. FML
Today, I was pulled over for speeding. The officer was nice and let me off with just a warning. That is, until my dipshit brother yelled "Fucking pig!" out the window as the officer walked back to his car. FML
Today, I was pulled over by a motorcycle cop for speeding in a 25 MPH zone. As the cop was walking towards my car, I flicked my cigarette butt out of my window. So, the cop did me the pleasure of writing me two tickets instead of one. FML
Today, I got pulled over by a cop. Since my window wasn't working, I opened the door, causing him to run towards me with a drawn gun. He then had a go at me with his night stick. After realizing my window was broken, he laughed and let me off with a warning. FML
Today, a policeman pulled me over and proceeded to flirt with me. After I had rejected him, he gave me a ticket for "not paying attention to the road". FML
Today, while driving I saw a police car riding along next to me. Thinking about the news recently, I decided to give him a quick thumbs up and a smile to lighten up his day. He looks back, smiles, flips on his siren, and pulls me over for not paying attention to the road. FML
Today, I was smoking while driving. A cop pulled me over and asked if I knew what I did wrong. I thought he could smell the tobacco, so I decided to just admit it. As it turns out, I was going well over the speed limit. FML
Today, I got pulled over for speeding and got a $200 ticket. After I pulled away, I decided to warn the next car about the cop up ahead by flashing my headlights. The next car was another cop. He didn't appreciate my "help". FML
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mewzik 0
YDI did he give you a ticket or was he too busy gagging?
ramdoodle45 0
well if he was gagging, i bet you're one of those girls who's really ugly but acts bitchy like she's hot. but on the bright side, this isn't really FML because your ugliness gave him nausea so you didn't get a ticket so congrats, YDI.
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samuke 2
The suffragettes would be displeased, gg, YDI
itsTiffany 0
Pathetic... next time drive the speed limit. YDI
Bondace 0
YDI. Sex doesn't always sell.
awesomesauceninj 0
unless you're a prostitute
writergirl23 19
If you're an ugly prostitute it doesn't sell
LissaMccracken 23
If a guy is desperate enough to **** a prostitute, I don't think he cares if she's ugly
poison29 0
yay! thanks for taking the whole movement of women's rights back 100 years. abusing your sexuality to get your way - you're exactly the kind of airhead **** that gives women everywhere a bad rap. and number 11 is a creeper for real.
Me27 0
#10, is that how we're misspelling 'wow' now?
theannak 7
I think you mean 9...
brittimes2 0
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hah! today i got pulled over for speeding too. i was going fifteen over and was in a swimsuit and towel from lifeguard training. i didn't fix my hair or try to sweet talk him. i got a warning! :) you must be ugly or try too hard.
brutal_banger 10
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that's happened to me too when I finished delivering stuff in the morning cops are usually cool if youre cool too
LissaMccracken 23
"cops are usually cool, if you're cool too", BULLSHIT. Not any that I know of.
kailarahne 19
No one cares....
adlxoxx 0
wow why the heck would you do that? are you really that easy?? dont be a hoe. maybe you should try not speeding next time.
KwitIt 0
#15, that's how you spell "wow" in German, so maybe English isn't #10's native language.
Chocolate_Chunk 2
actually, no, it isn't
HTXMEX 0
haha wut a ****
MukyDaCookie 0
Chivalary died for a reason.