Today, I got out of the shower and my 3 year old sister comes into the bathroom and says "I want big boobies like yours when I grow up." And from the other room I hear my dad go "Sweetie, you've already got bigger boobs than your sister." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my 4 year old daughter walked in while I was changing my shirt. She said "When I get older I am going to have big boobies just like you." I'm her dad. FML
Today, I went swimming. As I was getting out of the very crowded pool a little girl ran up to me pointed and yelled, "Mommy, I want big boobies like that when I grow up." I'm 16. I'm a boy. FML
Today, my 5 year-old daughter watched me getting dressed in the bathroom and asked, "Mum, when my boobs grow, will they droop like yours?" FML
Today, my 4 year-old daughter was looking at a magazine cover with a well endowed model showing off her cleavage. She looked at me and said, "Mommy, when I grow up, will I have big round boobies like her or tiny pointy ones like you?" FML
Today, after explaining to my two year old that we were going bra shopping, he decided to announce to the entire bank that we were going to buy Mommy some boobies. FML
Today, I was on the phone with my little sister as she explained that all these guys like her now that she's so skinny and beautiful. My mom must have overheard me tell my sister that at least I was a cuter child, because my mom laughed and said, "Yeah right, we had to buy you fat kid diapers." FML
Today, I was sitting on the couch with my 5 year-old on my lap. All of a sudden, she turned to me and said, "Daddy, I love your boobies. They're a good pillow." My own kid just called me fat. FML
Today, I took my two-year-old daughter swimming. While sitting in the hot tub, my daughter pointed to the elderly man sitting across from us and mumbled something. I couldn't understand her, so I asked her to repeat it. After two more attempts, she shouted, "MOM! He has big boobs!" FML
Today, I took my 4-year-old daughter to the local pool for swim lessons. As we walked onto the deck she turned to me and said "Mom, that lady has really big boobs!" The whole pool heard, even the man my daughter was referring to. FML
Today, my little sister asked me what she would look like when she got older. I told her that she would probably look a lot like me. She started to cry. FML
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dem_fml 0
hahah i said that to my mom when i was little and she just laughed. but my boobs are bigger than hers so my wish came true!
wafflemonger 0
I guess it's nice that your sister looks up to you?
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Comments (131)
duckiiegoquack 0
Dude. your dad is a twisted person .
bobhope123 0
**** or gtfo
ephaze 0
why do we keep hearing about these parents who just hate their kids
KenMcGormick 0
well... if you are not happy about his comments... proof to him that he is wrong...
haro_fml 0
not like being flat chested is terrible, but it would be impossible for this to be true. dont sweat it too much
newyorker33332 0
Um. did it ever occur to you that he might have thought you were the one talking, and that he was telling YOU that you already had bigger boobs than your sister? duh.
PerditaDessa 38
If the parent cannot tell their children's voices apart, there is something wrong.
neveion 0
hahahaha touche
BottleCap 3
#22, i was thinking exactly the same xD
kennykiller69 0
well wut size are they that will tell you the answer and all u need to know
3daysgrace 0
wow. thats sad