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Today, I got my wisdom teeth out. My doctor said it was okay to eat, so, I had some mashed potatoes. Apparently, my body disagreed with the doctor, because I threw up. Because my face was so swollen, it didn't make it out my mouth. It went through my nose instead. I literally blew chunks. FML

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chunkynose 0

lol the mashed potatoes I had were kind of chunky, and so after I threw up, there were still bits of it left in my nose. I had to blow my nose to get them out, and so I blew chunks of taters out my nose into the tissue. my mom almost fainted. :)

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100percent_bored 0

I am so sorry, feel better!

Nicolacatt 0

Would make one he'll of a viddeo on America's Funniest

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kira1kira 0

I'm sorry OP, but hey u people who r saying dentists r bad, my uncle's a dentist and one of the nicest people i kno

chunkynose 0

naww he was good and did a really good job. I just think that he was a little free with his advice and if i had waited till the painkiller had worn off I would have been better off. I also think he should have warned me that hydrocodone + food = mevomitingeverywhereeeeee. It would have been nice. :)

LuvPink 0

awww! i remember when i got my wisdom teeth out, worst pain ever :(. stick to the pudding or yogurt if you have to eat, the cold soothes the stiches. feel better soon!

somethingawesome 9

I had my wisdom teeth out almost 2 weeks ago and I didn't have that much swelling. Man that must have sucked.

likewhoachea 0

This made me laugh so hard.

LollyPop1 0

Lol, wow, that really sucks :O. For me throwing up normally is horrible already so I can't imagine how it must be to throw up through you nose! Get well soon!

bpchamp123 0

i am so sorry i laughed like a bitch though...that was funny you brightened my day...totally made my day and its my birthday too

iEuphorical 0

That's ******* HORRIBLE.

rek001 0

i just got my wisdom teeth taken out yesterday morning...i feel your pain! the vicodin only made me a little nauseous...but then again, i didn't try eating anything heavier than chicken broth... hope you heal up soon!

nonnymouse 0

Aw...it's never easy getting wisdom teeth out. Hope you feel better soon.

Katzilla_dances 0

...uhg... I'm supposed to have my wisdoms out by the end of the summer... thanks for scaring me o_o